tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post115267665066947940..comments2023-11-02T07:02:06.799-07:00Comments on the whine guide: Nonoxynoxynoxinol-nine please...fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1153093177449530452006-07-16T16:39:00.000-07:002006-07-16T16:39:00.000-07:00Anita, it's wonderful to see the future in such go...Anita, it's wonderful to see the future in such good hands.<BR/>Your students are lucky to have such a grounded, sensible teacher...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152836229467775662006-07-13T17:17:00.000-07:002006-07-13T17:17:00.000-07:00fingers, you truly are an evil genius.fingers, you truly are an evil genius.Thursday's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10170693061676223194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152833459288970222006-07-13T16:30:00.000-07:002006-07-13T16:30:00.000-07:00I see...well in that case, you force me to do some...I see...well in that case, you force me to do something I didn't want to do.<BR/>I am going to have to put my pants back on...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152832830911790462006-07-13T16:20:00.000-07:002006-07-13T16:20:00.000-07:00Mr. Fingers, you are being watched.Mr. Fingers, you are being watched.World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152831702235833532006-07-13T16:01:00.000-07:002006-07-13T16:01:00.000-07:00In Tokyo they had these fantastic label-making mac...In Tokyo they had these fantastic label-making machines (???) in some of the major subway stations.<BR/>Why...I don't know.<BR/>For 1000 yen ($10) you got a roll of 100 stick-on labels of your own design.<BR/>I made up a roll of 'CUNTWASH' labels; used to take 3 or 4 to parties, then slip into the bathroom and apply them to certain products in the medicine cabinet.<BR/>I was like Zorro...leaving my filthy mark all over the place...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152784462560767882006-07-13T02:54:00.000-07:002006-07-13T02:54:00.000-07:00Are you one of those people that check out the con...Are you one of those people that check out the contents of other peoples bathroom cabinets? I'm not, as a rule, but I once had to find a bandaid in a hurry after cutting myself with a jigsaw and there on my (girl)friend's shelves was a complete Apothecary - "genital warts b gone", thrush treatment, crab treatment, cold sore ointment, date lube, Anti-depressants - the full horror show. I never looked at her the same way again. Never did find the bandaids.welcome to wallyworldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804175292043797979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152744272683277402006-07-12T15:44:00.000-07:002006-07-12T15:44:00.000-07:00Ahh the famed 'north pole', got that guy has some ...Ahh the famed 'north pole', got that guy has some volume.....mushroomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15642126358290005450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152705333893155272006-07-12T04:55:00.000-07:002006-07-12T04:55:00.000-07:00hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahaand that crab story ...hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhaha<BR/><BR/>and that crab story is frightening too.<BR/><BR/>Always check the seat before you sit. They'll jump on your uglies before you know it!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and shaving it all off is a bitch for the girls when it grows back. Its alright for you guys to have a scratch in public but we have to squirm delicately :)Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152691029544650162006-07-12T00:57:00.000-07:002006-07-12T00:57:00.000-07:00Hey Shroom, about 10 years ago, my ex-wife and I c...Hey Shroom, about 10 years ago, my ex-wife and I caught a dose of crabs from the bed-linen at a bungalow joint on Koh Samui.<BR/>I found the little fuckers first after one of them took a chomp on my wing-wang. Long story...but not too much in the way of 'LiceBGone' available on KS in those days, so I sat in a bath of diluted metho for 2 hours, while my ex sat there pissing herself with laughter.<BR/>Until...something bit her on the eyebrow (gee...wonder how it got up there...hehehehe...) then she was in the metho bath with me, dabbing undiluted metho on her brows with a toothbrush (by which time I was in hysterics).<BR/>Anyway, the metho didn't work; the little cunts just drank the stuff and begged for more.<BR/>We'd kill a pack of them, then the next day the eggs would hatch and we had a fresh herd on the range.<BR/>Eventually, we had to get out the razor and literally cut and run.<BR/>Everything between the knees and belly-button came off (a much more pleasant job for me to perform on her than vice-a-versa).<BR/>A total shave-down was the only eventual solution.<BR/>Not a good look for a guy, unless you're Peter North...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152690399282001892006-07-12T00:46:00.000-07:002006-07-12T00:46:00.000-07:00Most of my peers are down at Ashley and Martin get...Most of my peers are down at Ashley and Martin getting hair plugs.<BR/>I consider my minor flirtation with dandruff a luxury...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152688394118134732006-07-12T00:13:00.000-07:002006-07-12T00:13:00.000-07:00I thought you didn't have a problem with the dandr...I thought you didn't have a problem with the dandruff?<BR/>Did you not have to sit through hours of PD classes telling you not to bow to peer pressure?actonbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06696161814357020525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1152688078918142762006-07-12T00:07:00.000-07:002006-07-12T00:07:00.000-07:00I had a flatmate who once found a crab in their ey...I had a flatmate who once found a crab in their eyebrow whilst sitting next to me on the lounge. I jumped cos i heard they can jump.mushroomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15642126358290005450noreply@blogger.com