tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post116037048460956603..comments2023-11-02T07:02:06.799-07:00Comments on the whine guide: don't attack your heart and it won't attack you...fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161839116836832202006-10-25T22:05:00.000-07:002006-10-25T22:05:00.000-07:00the ideal workout machine for me would be an ellip...the ideal workout machine for me would be an elliptical with an ashtray attached!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161596772013448992006-10-23T02:46:00.000-07:002006-10-23T02:46:00.000-07:00Hmm Georgia, i dont remember if it stung my eyes, ...Hmm Georgia, i dont remember if it stung my eyes, or even if it hit my eyes. I just remember I started laughing like a maniac, and then ran off sulking in the bathroom to clean myself. I sulked for a bitch for months after that too LOL.<BR/><BR/>I have never spat it in a mans face, nor have I passed it to a man via my mouth, but I am guilty of kissing him freshly after.....Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161587171117363212006-10-23T00:06:00.000-07:002006-10-23T00:06:00.000-07:00you could wrap your head in gladwrap and just poke...you could wrap your head in gladwrap and just poke a hole in it where necessary. that would prevent it from getting in your hair too. which is also rather unpleasant.Mexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07376938597779802186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161486479676791922006-10-21T20:07:00.000-07:002006-10-21T20:07:00.000-07:00Smack: Yeah, I'm on it...Georgia: Have you tried w...Smack: Yeah, I'm on it...<BR/><BR/>Georgia: Have you tried wearing swimming goggles...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161403697631817512006-10-20T21:08:00.000-07:002006-10-20T21:08:00.000-07:00Nice to meet you Ms Vigilante.Fingers, when you go...Nice to meet you Ms Vigilante.<BR/><BR/>Fingers, when you gonna give us something new to read? Come on....... dont make me smack you.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161369556601875812006-10-20T11:39:00.000-07:002006-10-20T11:39:00.000-07:00I like Ms. Smack.I like Ms. Smack.Mackenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16035765427161021192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161341515503284682006-10-20T03:51:00.000-07:002006-10-20T03:51:00.000-07:00Ive only ever had one sexual facial and it'll be t...Ive only ever had one sexual facial and it'll be the first and last one. I may consider if he agrees to have me spit his jizm on his face as well.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161295741891486012006-10-19T15:09:00.000-07:002006-10-19T15:09:00.000-07:00It's actually Quictime that causes all the problem...It's actually Quictime that causes all the problems here; it's incompatible with our server (???).<BR/>We are stuck with RealPlayer, which is cuntsville as we need QT to play our back-up tapes when things go wrong on a trade...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161244181595579992006-10-19T00:49:00.000-07:002006-10-19T00:49:00.000-07:00Hmmm....forget going to YouTube...see if you can w...Hmmm....forget going to YouTube...see if you can watch the Quicktime movies. Depending on the speed of your 'Puter, they might take a little while to load. But they shouldn't take too long. They're only 3/4 minutes long and around 10Meg in size. The American I got to hold the camera and edit got all precious about what he saw as "his movie" so I had to get a couple of hard boys to go around and break his legs and explain to him that it was my concept/my site/my URL/my money and that I'd pointed out to him (on paper) before we started that I had control as Producer/Director/Writer. And he was working for a wage.<BR/><BR/>I'm really going off arrogant/bullshitting/loudmouth Americans - not the educated sane ones. Just the arseholes. Paris is full of them.<BR/><BR/>But apart from that...the thing is going quite well. Just need someone to Photoshop a better head on me and we're in business! And maybe do something about my faggy voice. Hmmmm....maybe I should stick to writing.<BR/><BR/>That Spiders on Acid thing I mentioned before has now had 500 hits this week.<BR/><BR/>"Don't look back - somebody might be catching up".<BR/><BR/>p.s. little Charlie called me a "connard" (connar) yesterday - "arsehole/dickhead". Got it from his Mother. Fabulous. Now all he needs to do is tack on "fucking connard" and he's set for life.welcome to wallyworldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804175292043797979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161208412181232692006-10-18T14:53:00.000-07:002006-10-18T14:53:00.000-07:00Hiya Mal !!!Mate...we have some technical issues h...Hiya Mal !!!<BR/>Mate...we have some technical issues here which prevent me from playing YouTubes. It's a server/protocol issue; when I try to play the videos they just buffer for a few seconds then release, then rebuffer...<BR/>It drives me crazy so I just gave up on the thing.<BR/>I think I might sit the YouTube revolution out and get a yo-yo instead...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161165240992133982006-10-18T02:54:00.000-07:002006-10-18T02:54:00.000-07:00Fingers, ca va? Wanna see my vids? www.mylifeasafr...Fingers, ca va? Wanna see my vids? www.mylifeasafrog.com You can watch them on YouTube but I hope to have some better quality up soon.<BR/><BR/>This week 300+ people from www.stumbleupon.com have come to http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/quirky-shit/2006/1/30/oh-what-wicked-webs-we-weave.html to look at that old post. You were in fine form.<BR/><BR/>I've got my latest little vids up here - www.mylifeasafrog.com and on YouTube. Just trying to get the much better quality original Quicktime movies up now on the site . But it's watchable. And each one is only three or four minutes.<BR/><BR/>You don't call. You stopped answering my emails. My mates tell me you're seeing another girl.welcome to wallyworldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804175292043797979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1161142269429138002006-10-17T20:31:00.000-07:002006-10-17T20:31:00.000-07:00I get bored during facials and sex. Does that make...I get bored during facials and sex. Does that make me weird?<BR/><BR/>although it could be interesting if executed at the same time...Mexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07376938597779802186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160972323641289512006-10-15T21:18:00.000-07:002006-10-15T21:18:00.000-07:00I'm sure the sand in the vaseline is a bother.I'm sure the sand in the vaseline is a bother.Mountjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14151412968710588643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160810448017007772006-10-14T00:20:00.000-07:002006-10-14T00:20:00.000-07:00I grew up by the beach and it is pretty spesh.Is t...I grew up by the beach and it is pretty spesh.<BR/><BR/>Is there a downside? Does your car go rusty quicker? Sea-salt permanently on the windows?Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160675505407512342006-10-12T10:51:00.000-07:002006-10-12T10:51:00.000-07:00I would so join you in that shack.Living by the be...I would so join you in that shack.<BR/><BR/>Living by the beach is EVERYTHING it is cracked up to be. I can't imagine not living by the beach.Mackenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16035765427161021192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160670027843114732006-10-12T09:20:00.000-07:002006-10-12T09:20:00.000-07:00Welcome back Fingers old chap , apparently , acco...Welcome back Fingers old chap , apparently , according to some old addict who produced close encounters , if you give up smoking and start running the high is better than crystal meth or free base , so what if you did all three ???????BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160651728023596372006-10-12T04:15:00.000-07:002006-10-12T04:15:00.000-07:00I get a rush of dopamine every now and then, has n...I get a rush of dopamine every now and then, has nothing to do with gym. Dopamine in large quantities are massively under-rated.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04195427563663623591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160629439373455322006-10-11T22:03:00.000-07:002006-10-11T22:03:00.000-07:00Grab on to my cabbages - we're going home!Grab on to my cabbages - we're going home!World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160617721611227402006-10-11T18:48:00.000-07:002006-10-11T18:48:00.000-07:00Oh Bollocks.This is what you get for trusting Blog...Oh Bollocks.<BR/>This is what you get for trusting Bloglines.<BR/><BR/>Um. Hey fingers, welcome back etc etc.actonbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06696161814357020525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160612094352077812006-10-11T17:14:00.000-07:002006-10-11T17:14:00.000-07:00Hmmmm, now lets see:Dickheads: How to be one.Dicks...Hmmmm, now lets see:<BR/><BR/>Dickheads: How to be one.<BR/>Dicks: Small is better.<BR/>Dickwit: My days taunting Mex.<BR/>Dildos are a man's best friend.<BR/>Donnie Mountjoy: RFYP<BR/><BR/>Nope, seems you dont have a dictonary up there, pal.Mountjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14151412968710588643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160608442270332092006-10-11T16:14:00.000-07:002006-10-11T16:14:00.000-07:00Are you the funniest chick in Dubai, Slapshot...Are you the funniest chick in Dubai, Slapshot...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160567621693309402006-10-11T04:53:00.000-07:002006-10-11T04:53:00.000-07:00Welcome back fingers. You were missed.Welcome back fingers. You were missed.Thursday's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10170693061676223194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160525071582080572006-10-10T17:04:00.000-07:002006-10-10T17:04:00.000-07:00While you're reading stuff off my shelves, Mountjo...While you're reading stuff off my shelves, Mountjoy...grab the big book entitled 'DICTIONARY' and look up the word 'rhetoric'...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160524798519923532006-10-10T16:59:00.000-07:002006-10-10T16:59:00.000-07:00I got a list fingers, but it would just sound like...I got a list fingers, but it would just sound like me reading off your DVD shelf....Mountjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14151412968710588643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-1160519280114731002006-10-10T15:28:00.000-07:002006-10-10T15:28:00.000-07:00Is there anything sexier than watching a chick rol...Is there anything sexier than watching a chick roll a ciggie/spliff...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.com