tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post4369131591632086646..comments2023-11-02T07:02:06.799-07:00Comments on the whine guide: fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-54637481162608681792010-03-27T21:24:09.279-07:002010-03-27T21:24:09.279-07:00I know I have a habit of thinking verything is ab...I know I have a habit of thinking verything is abou me[and IT usually is] but *whispers* Am I the flying monkey who is supposed to be fucking off?UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-16125616615880577662010-03-24T06:29:31.919-07:002010-03-24T06:29:31.919-07:00nono everyone has a GOOD book inside..its what u t...nono everyone has a GOOD book inside..its what u think ..is a book...dudiviehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06722293949978913107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-32021055553998583772010-03-23T23:07:03.496-07:002010-03-23T23:07:03.496-07:00I need to find out what this RADAR thing is. Prior...I need to find out what this RADAR thing is. Prior to blogging I wrote for a college magazine. I got paid zilch for that, too, so I'm at least remaining consistent. When that ended I started my own magazine. It was sort of like a blog, only I had to buy paper and pay to print it up and then give it away for free. Oh, and I had to go around begging for ads to offset the costs, unlike here where Google happily gives you the ads, with things like gay cruises and feminist poetry adorning my awesome literary works. Yay! <br /><br />You know, everybody thinks they're a damn writer these days. My personal trainer emailed me a manuscript he's working on to read and critique for him. I'm like "What the fuck, man, I don't have time for this. Put it in a blog like everyone else." I wish I was kidding.Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-14425121807768774242010-03-23T08:52:13.158-07:002010-03-23T08:52:13.158-07:00Hi babe: I think of you too...when the FBI is on t...Hi babe: I think of you too...when the FBI is on the tele and they are doing stings on pervs. :) <br /><br />hehehe.<br /><br />later sweets. Oh and i have a fab Tuesday poetry drive by for yah...I made it extra long cause I know you're into pain...er, I mean, I know how you're into the arts.<br /><br />ciao sweetie. xxSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-47454673860180722772010-03-23T07:46:00.287-07:002010-03-23T07:46:00.287-07:00I second Ubermouth I don't wanna go all holier...I second Ubermouth I don't wanna go all holier than thou but the way I see it you are not really getting on with this....<br />you are still vague about what the PREMISE is<br />A series of anecdotes is not a novel or even a non fiction book - you need structure and a theme to tie it together - so you need to get a book about writing novels and or non fiction memoirs and create the outline first otherwise this will be a string of funny incidents but not a book...<br /><br />Also you need to write the book every day or you will forget what you wrote and it gets tedious to read through it all every time one picks up the thread<br /><br />I'll give you a million quid if you finish this by July#<br /><br /><br />#maybeMommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-41506116262536658292010-03-22T21:05:20.139-07:002010-03-22T21:05:20.139-07:00i'll give you banana's! and flying monkey...i'll give you banana's! and flying monkey's! thaaaaaat's - IT!!!!<br /><br />i'm not smoking your bat ever again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-19716078128364813892010-03-22T16:16:31.018-07:002010-03-22T16:16:31.018-07:00Steph: No, I just cut/pasted/modified slightly. To...Steph: No, I just cut/pasted/modified slightly. To be honest I'm a little bit proud to have attracted such an eloquent groupie. She makes several excellent points.<br /><br />Pooks: Steph reckons you can fly.<br /><br />BBB: Mate, you're a very good Scrabble player. I'm just better.<br /><br />Uber: Just finished Page 1...so with 499 to go I should have this book written in 67 years.<br /><br />Jen: Fly behind Kitty...and remember to take plenty of bananas for the trip.<br /><br />Spiker: I was watching some dumb programme on the Crime Channel about FBI internet stings...and I thought of you, baby.<br /><br />Heff: Welcome to TWG. There's a box of tissues somewhere in here. Don;t make a mess.<br /><br />BB: I know what you mean. I remember spending $1k in a hostie bar in HK last week but my Visa apparently remembers $3k.<br /><br />Kitty: Who's a pretty Kitty...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-65653822968303546792010-03-22T15:40:16.128-07:002010-03-22T15:40:16.128-07:00does steph indulge in 'look at me' antics?...does steph indulge in 'look at me' antics?<br /><br />i wouldn't notice, i'm too busy looking at her...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-67371899298673218222010-03-22T13:27:46.347-07:002010-03-22T13:27:46.347-07:00I'd love to dust Steph, lightly or not, but th...I'd love to dust Steph, lightly or not, but then I'd be known as an old perv instead of just considered one. Problem with my brain is that it still thinks I'm 35. With all the high mileage, broken bones, pins screws and plates in my body, it thinks I'm a hundred.Bad Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06176963470846893352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-7900399708481629262010-03-22T12:53:21.686-07:002010-03-22T12:53:21.686-07:00All I've got inside me is a porno mag.All I've got inside me is a porno mag.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-67963612321422142542010-03-22T10:48:06.801-07:002010-03-22T10:48:06.801-07:00finger...what do yo mean I better not be a 15 year...finger...what do yo mean I better not be a 15 year old boy? <br /><br />baby...you know I'm not...let me tell you in a song. :)<br />'In the Beverly Hill Billies tune.'<br /><br />Well, listen to my story about Zora Jones. Cute little girl that's looking really swell. Perfect hair. Such a lovely laugh. Nice round breast and a firm young a_ _.<br /><br />um...you get the picture baby. <br /><br />Ciao baby. xx<br />PS...you better be a stud and not be a 65 year old perv. :)Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-6318022485285734462010-03-21T22:17:35.879-07:002010-03-21T22:17:35.879-07:00......follows Kitty............follows Kitty......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-12757037032964634302010-03-21T21:30:12.675-07:002010-03-21T21:30:12.675-07:00When's the book launch?
* no pressure*
BUT......When's the book launch?<br />* no pressure*<br /><br />BUT...<br /><br />At this rate, we're going to forget the first chapter before you've written the second.UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-41178863470291533162010-03-21T21:13:14.622-07:002010-03-21T21:13:14.622-07:00I haven't even started blogging yet, for fear ...I haven't even started blogging yet, for fear of falling hopelessly short of your standards... I'm waiting for you to die so I can a) start blogging and b) claim to be good at Scrabble. Shouldn't be long now!Bambamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16702842390797139525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-57795365169168249462010-03-21T18:18:40.345-07:002010-03-21T18:18:40.345-07:00*wanders off to look up asinine in the dictionary*...*wanders off to look up asinine in the dictionary*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-62553289422353870812010-03-21T03:30:01.003-07:002010-03-21T03:30:01.003-07:00Ha! This from a man who refers to "peeps"...Ha! This from a man who refers to "peeps" in his status. Peeps? Seriously!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Don't worry Fungus, the only time I'd consider reading a book by you would be if I was suffering insomnia...........and had run out of Valium.........and had lost the will to live......Not necessarily in that order.<br />xStephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-32238689961100201762010-03-20T11:56:10.851-07:002010-03-20T11:56:10.851-07:00I realized that after the fact smartie. I consider...I realized that after the fact smartie. I considered coming back to recant my recant in favour of a nice retraction, but then I would have looked anal or, worse,like some groupie hanging around.<br /><br />* And now I look both.UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-29185019897682746412010-03-20T02:10:33.564-07:002010-03-20T02:10:33.564-07:00Mush: There can be only One, Mcleoud.
MS: It was ...Mush: There can be only One, Mcleoud.<br /><br />MS: It was just a natural progression after our careers in unpaid journalism ended. One of the RADAR writers defected to blogging and we all ended up jumping ship.<br /><br />BB: I was thinking maybe we could dust Steph lightly with Australis perfume.<br /><br />Uber: I'm not that nasty. I let the missing 'e' slide. However, for future editorial reference; you cannot recant an offer...you can retract one...and you can recant a statement. Pillock...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-11756740578260742462010-03-19T10:17:17.402-07:002010-03-19T10:17:17.402-07:00Aerial pest control?
I suppose it would depend on ...Aerial pest control?<br />I suppose it would depend on the pest.<br />I could rig a bomb bay and maybe some other ordinance, but I could definitly run the smoke system for mosquitoes.Bad Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06176963470846893352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-6583896408786567662010-03-19T08:13:38.554-07:002010-03-19T08:13:38.554-07:00Just how old is this "old gang" anyway? ...Just how old is this "old gang" anyway? I guess I thought the blog world began when I got here in around 2004 or 2005. Silly me.Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-10386184503417998512010-03-19T04:06:20.590-07:002010-03-19T04:06:20.590-07:00Nah none of the old gang. Think you are the only o...Nah none of the old gang. Think you are the only one still blogging?mushroomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08888992276306787007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-6328446953973215872010-03-18T23:25:18.445-07:002010-03-18T23:25:18.445-07:00Smack: Thanks baby. I'm just going to crank ou...Smack: Thanks baby. I'm just going to crank out the manuscript in raw form piece by piece and see where it leads for now. Bit early to start choosing a cover and an agent.<br /><br />Uber: Thanks to you too. Always on the lookout for an editor to help me with my 'sentencee structure'. I assume you work cheap.<br /><br />MS: I didn't order any filler yet but thanks for the free sample of your work.<br /><br />Jen: You knew I knew.<br /><br />Steph: I refuse to be crtitiqued by a bimbo who writes 'Zomg...just went goo goo at Gaga...it was amazeballs...lulz'...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-18129573192678686712010-03-18T22:57:05.907-07:002010-03-18T22:57:05.907-07:00Twatter? Oh I see what you did there. Very clever....Twatter? Oh I see what you did there. Very clever. If this is the standard I can't wait for the book.<br /><br /><br />*yawn*Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-8925606394559532872010-03-18T22:19:40.769-07:002010-03-18T22:19:40.769-07:00.....I know.....hangs head and does shuffle of sha........I know.....hangs head and does shuffle of shame......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-75113199905848366612010-03-18T21:43:43.760-07:002010-03-18T21:43:43.760-07:00Jen: You and I both know that was no typo.
Steph:...Jen: You and I both know that was no typo.<br /><br />Steph: You'd be better off on Twatter with some of the nonsense you update.<br /><br />Robyn: Hi Mrs L !!! And to think your daughter had much to do with launching my online career. I can imagine how proud you must be. X.<br /><br />MoM: Good grief, where have you been ?? If a book fails to be published has it ever really been written at all ??<br /><br />BB: Aerial work...hmmm...can you do some aerial pest control if I need it.<br /><br />Mushroom: Hey weirdo, do you still keep in contact with any of the old gang ??<br /><br />Spiker: If you end up being a 14 year old boy and this is some protracted FBI sting I am gonna have you killed from my cell.<br /><br />DeC: Mate, I may not be able to have you killed by a tranny midget stripper but I do have some porn that is right up your alley. That will definitely be in the book...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.com