tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post741323636788840168..comments2023-11-02T07:02:06.799-07:00Comments on the whine guide: seriously...what are the chances...fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-43103163780137161052011-01-12T00:00:43.667-08:002011-01-12T00:00:43.667-08:00I think I got disqualified with my spelling... But...I think I got disqualified with my spelling... But you must understand everything has spell check now day so you wouldn't even notice unless you were shoulder surfing my text session :)Miss LThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02271767232669293347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-33761000543593539102010-12-31T02:01:04.460-08:002010-12-31T02:01:04.460-08:00Oh dear, oh dear ... oh dearie me !
'twas me ...Oh dear, oh dear ... oh dearie me !<br /><br />'twas me wot woke me ol' mate Mister P from his slumber with a Christmas Greeting. He'd been absent from blogging for quite a while. Sorry to have caused disruption to the normally genteel and fragrant commentry on the Fingers thread.<br /><br />He's not a chimney sweep (not full time anyway.) He's a barrister by profession (seriously) So with your degree in law, Fingers, and his love of sport, and the temporary (I'm sure) dip in Aussie prowess, 2011 is shaping up to be a year of top banter.<br /><br />You should read P's series on one of his court cases. Rivetting stuff.Electro-Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18073103431166273080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-32644388978417855792010-12-30T02:26:50.450-08:002010-12-30T02:26:50.450-08:00Hey Fingers...shouldnt that be "Finger"?...Hey Fingers...shouldnt that be "Finger"?<br /><br />Thanks ole bud for the compliments: "And the Ashes song you penned; sheer genius.<br />Not since the writing of the soccer classic 'Here We Go' has such an important contribution been made to the genre of sports ditties."<br /><br />I spent a bit of time on that song - and am quite proud of it - verse three on its way.<br /><br />I am a bleedin' chimney sweep - and no I dont drink champagne - it's French drink innit?<br /><br />Oh - and I hope I aint upset you mate - I notice you callin' P names....chill out mate...lie down in the sun and chuck another prawn on the barbeeMr Pineappleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08696204287962843200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-49633035941112494342010-12-29T19:01:52.922-08:002010-12-29T19:01:52.922-08:00*applauds are real genius at work..**applauds are <i>real</i> genius at work..*KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16686599680060644339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-81796198683217978972010-12-29T18:51:05.747-08:002010-12-29T18:51:05.747-08:00Welcome to TWG, Mr Pineapples.
I am a bit of a car...Welcome to TWG, Mr Pineapples.<br />I am a bit of a card, aren't I ??<br />And I can see you're a bit of a cunt; but that's OK.<br />Anyway, I'm having a bit of a break from blogging just now but I'll be back early in the New Year.<br />I did pop over to your clever little blog and see what sort of wit I'd be up against.<br />Occupation: chimney sweep...<br />Champagne comedy, mate.<br />And the Ashes song you penned; sheer genius.<br />Not since the writing of the soccer classic 'Here We Go' has such an important contribution been made to the genre of sports ditties.<br />OH, BTW...England reTained the Ashes...they didn't reGain them...English is a tricky language but please don't give up trying to use it.<br />Moron...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-54407366594214711712010-12-29T01:41:30.851-08:002010-12-29T01:41:30.851-08:00Ole Fingeers
P can see that you are a bit of a ca...Ole Fingeers<br /><br />P can see that you are a bit of a card...or tries to be...<br /><br />I can see that you are an Aussie person too...never mind....but...<br /><br />P has written a song for your mate Wham Bam to commemorate Engerland regaining the Ashes....feel free to sing it...with Wham ,,<br /><br />To the tune of Waltzin' Matilda:<br /><br />Verse One:<br /><br />Enger..land, Enger...Land<br />England, England, Enger...land<br />Enger..land, Enger...Land<br />Englan...Enger...Land<br /><br />Verse Two:<br /><br />Ozzies...shit<br />Ozzies...shit<br />Ozzies, Ozzies are shit<br />Ozzies...shit<br />Ozzies...shit<br />Ozzies, Ozzies are shit<br /><br />I am working on verse three, and will let you have it soon as it's finished.<br /><br />All the best cobberMr Pineappleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08696204287962843200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-66580732559872195162010-12-28T02:24:27.612-08:002010-12-28T02:24:27.612-08:00what is this utter bolloks?
started reading this ...what is this utter bolloks?<br /><br />started reading this stuff - and got bored about 6 lines in...and it just goes on and on<br /><br />Can you provide a three line summary? And then we can ignore all the boring bits.Mr Pineappleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08696204287962843200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-71548212118358218332010-12-23T15:50:02.407-08:002010-12-23T15:50:02.407-08:00Merry Christmas you grouchy bastard. Love ya!
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x...Merry Christmas you grouchy bastard. Love ya!<br />=]<br />xoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-4163880003683321592010-12-23T11:48:21.751-08:002010-12-23T11:48:21.751-08:00Happy Christmas, mate!Happy Christmas, mate!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-90472623774106288022010-12-23T09:56:34.762-08:002010-12-23T09:56:34.762-08:00Happy Christmas, Mr Fingers.
If you're not de...Happy Christmas, Mr Fingers.<br /><br />If you're not dead then why not come over to my blog and get in the festive spirit.<br /><br />I've done another video of me playing my geeetar.Electro-Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18073103431166273080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-29179162824032683172010-12-21T08:38:22.690-08:002010-12-21T08:38:22.690-08:00bad bob: that's right mister, you've got i...bad bob: that's right mister, you've got it. Nobody is gonna have it for you. So we have fun fun fun till daddy takes the T-bird away. :)<br /><br />Merry Christmas to you too, sweetie. xxxSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-3568816012685873392010-12-20T10:48:53.643-08:002010-12-20T10:48:53.643-08:00Hey Fingers,
Merry Christmas, Mate!!
You give up o...Hey Fingers,<br />Merry Christmas, Mate!!<br />You give up on us?<br /><br />Spiky, It seems I always seem to run in the wrong circles, but I have lived enough life for 3 lifetimes. That's why I'm high mileage.<br />I usually do have fun because nobody is going to have fun for me...<br />Merry Christmas to you.Bad Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06176963470846893352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-15310936608550560182010-12-17T10:08:30.419-08:002010-12-17T10:08:30.419-08:00Fingers...hi baby. Just I don't get a chance t...Fingers...hi baby. Just I don't get a chance to say it later...<br /><br />Meryy Christmas honey.<br />xxxSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-74814344495925403232010-12-08T14:11:04.857-08:002010-12-08T14:11:04.857-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-65674459820203902612010-12-06T13:39:22.517-08:002010-12-06T13:39:22.517-08:00I apologize for misleading you regarding the Dalla...I apologize for misleading you regarding the Dallas women's propensity for knifing a well-to-do Aussie man. It's been awhile since I was scoping out the babes in Dallas and dodging knives and such. But she is gorgeous, is she not? You should check out Texas in general. The women in Texas mow their front lawns in tiny bikinis. In fact, they go almost everywhere in tiny bikinis. It's so unlike what I'm used to having grown up in the sweaty Southeastern US where women wear shorts and t-shirts and baseball hats. Texas women know how to get your attention (sometimes they will just flat out grab you by the nuts, though, so fair warning.)Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-11763223986271164412010-12-02T17:00:05.586-08:002010-12-02T17:00:05.586-08:00Bad Bob...Texas chicks are hot. you just move in t...Bad Bob...Texas chicks are hot. you just move in the wrong circles. <br /><br />And the trick to life is...just have fun sweetie, everything else will sort itself out. Oh and hey, Fingers has lots of birthday sweethearts...he's a stud muffin. hehehe<br /><br />xxSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-36143052618677996462010-11-30T12:57:39.881-08:002010-11-30T12:57:39.881-08:00Happy Birthday Fingers, and may your coming year f...Happy Birthday Fingers, and may your coming year find you happy, and healthy.<br /><br />Sweet Cheeks~<br />=]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-58068998795555812862010-11-30T10:27:05.238-08:002010-11-30T10:27:05.238-08:00Spikey is your birthday sweetheart??
I could go fo...Spikey is your birthday sweetheart??<br />I could go for a birthday sweetheart but not in Texas. I didn't have much decent luck with the chicks in Texas. They will rob you.Bad Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06176963470846893352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-18227608589623729922010-11-29T08:53:41.192-08:002010-11-29T08:53:41.192-08:00Fingers baby...happy birthday sweetheart.
(((MWU...Fingers baby...happy birthday sweetheart.<br /> <br />(((MWUAH)))Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-49170753261199915922010-11-21T06:31:43.182-08:002010-11-21T06:31:43.182-08:00Memphis Steverino has it all figured out! lol (exc...Memphis Steverino has it all figured out! lol (except he is wrong about one thing....Dallas women WILL rob you. They may knife you as well.)JLeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08893491413749552746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-17495156800019833482010-11-15T17:47:36.991-08:002010-11-15T17:47:36.991-08:00You poor, dear man! It sounds like you could use ...You poor, dear man! It sounds like you could use a little rainbow therapy. Here's how it works: The next time you see a rainbow, drop your pants and turn your asshole toward it. Then repeat to yourself, "I am not a choosy asshole...I am not a choosy asshole...I am not a choosy asshole." Then stand up, pull up your trousers and look around. The next woman you see will be the right one for you.Madam Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00136166772469538966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-12685721704516955872010-11-10T07:51:40.680-08:002010-11-10T07:51:40.680-08:00JLee laughed at my Thai girl selection? I like Tex...JLee laughed at my Thai girl selection? I like Texas women and that's no joke. They all look something like JLee and they're very friendly/aggressive/heavily armed/wear tight jeans. Maybe you should come visit Texas for a month or two and see if you can't find room in your heart for a Texas hottie? Texas women make Aussie women seem shy and withdrawn. Well, Austin, Texas women do. And Dallas, Texas women, too. Houston, Texas women will rob you and El Paso, Texas women don't speak English. Either way, you should visit Austin or the Dallas/Ft Worth area and see how your luck changes. My dad is from Mineola, Texas, where there aren't any women and so he had to go to Austin to meet my mom, who is from Houston and tried to rob him as punishment for being a Longhorn. He outsmarted her, though, and got her pregnant instead. So he got the last laugh and she got poopie diapers.<br /><br />As long as I'm writing a post on your blog for you, where the hell are you???Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-11073718199733798852010-11-09T09:23:08.689-08:002010-11-09T09:23:08.689-08:00so this lady walks into a bar with a poodle under ...so this lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 3pound sausage under the other arm...Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-44390895024422367482010-11-01T16:51:45.161-07:002010-11-01T16:51:45.161-07:00Fingers: i don't like being the last commenter...Fingers: i don't like being the last commenter. Soooooo...I'm gonna delete the last two...er, I mean three...m'kay. <br /><br />I don''t know why...it's an illness, something pasted down from mother to daugher etc.<br /><br />be back for that, I'm being paged. <br />later...<br />ciao babe. xxxSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-48238650879504277152010-10-26T08:32:54.720-07:002010-10-26T08:32:54.720-07:00fingers: get out from under the kitchen table O...fingers: get out from under the kitchen table O' heartless one. Uncle Pauly's...um, employees aren't gonna hurt you. And a wooden spike is useless unless we know where your heart is. <br /><br />ciao baby. xxooxx<br /><br />Unberbabe: How's that for me being mean? pretty damn mean huh?<br />xxSpiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.com