tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post950684252850010281..comments2023-11-02T07:02:06.799-07:00Comments on the whine guide: coincidence...i think not...fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-17290324536095427312008-08-21T15:08:00.000-07:002008-08-21T15:08:00.000-07:00Pensioners are fucking lethal, man.How many times ...Pensioners are fucking lethal, man.<BR/><BR/>How many times do you hear this ?<BR/><BR/>"What killed him, doctor ?"<BR/><BR/>"Old age."<BR/><BR/>I say we get them before they get us, Fingers.Electro-Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18073103431166273080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-13475151719966462412008-08-18T19:13:00.000-07:002008-08-18T19:13:00.000-07:00lol lol lol!Keshi.lol lol lol!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-44294341378477060602008-08-18T18:19:00.000-07:002008-08-18T18:19:00.000-07:00Soulful?Soulful?Regulushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04908072367667145521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-75727647256393110502008-08-18T18:12:00.000-07:002008-08-18T18:12:00.000-07:00ok...maybe I'm just a perv, but that sounded the s...ok...maybe I'm just a perv, but that sounded the same as I said before...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-67739103242507709362008-08-17T21:22:00.000-07:002008-08-17T21:22:00.000-07:00Steph: You're the Tamsyn Lewis of blogging...Steph: You're the Tamsyn Lewis of blogging...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-25283760912862600502008-08-17T20:52:00.000-07:002008-08-17T20:52:00.000-07:00Tom: I speak for all the forgotten, dead, little o...Tom: I speak for all the forgotten, dead, little old ladies of the world.<BR/><BR/>Kitty: Did you steal my teeth again this year ?? I can't find the fuckers anywhere.<BR/><BR/>Spiky: I don't have a doorbell. It only encourages visitors.<BR/><BR/>Josh: Hope is cheap. Indulge yourself, Butt Head.<BR/><BR/>Reg: Yes (is that soulful enough ??).<BR/><BR/>Keshi: Why are you laughing, you Egg-roll.<BR/><BR/>Trav: I went to an all-boy school, Cabbage.<BR/><BR/>Kelly: I meant drain you like a box of cheap table wine, Plonker.<BR/><BR/>J: Ack, how creepy is that show's opening ??<BR/><BR/>Emmak: These old cunts deserve our respect, you arrogant cheese-eater.<BR/><BR/>(.)(.): I just swallowed a bit of vomit myself there...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-65039224325026253572008-08-17T20:19:00.000-07:002008-08-17T20:19:00.000-07:00The thought of some old ladies innards being sucke...The thought of some old ladies innards being sucked out by her jacuzzi saw me vomit a little in my mouth. But its ok I swallowed it. <BR/><BR/>So, Sydney, me and you baby? :D( . )( . )https://www.blogger.com/profile/05654834275464135130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-5312281612487430902008-08-16T09:41:00.000-07:002008-08-16T09:41:00.000-07:00I'm afraid I can't find it in myself to care why t...I'm afraid I can't find it in myself to care why these old cunts croaked it. Although one theory I have heard is that if you sit too long (over a year) in the same pair of Depends they start to release certain toxic chemicals which can kill centenarians.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-57168783647868062122008-08-15T13:23:00.000-07:002008-08-15T13:23:00.000-07:00*humming theme ditty to Dexter*Wicked post Fingers...*humming theme ditty to Dexter*<BR/><BR/>Wicked post Fingers :-)Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06546956519928584352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-63472516344735598262008-08-15T07:01:00.000-07:002008-08-15T07:01:00.000-07:00Do you know what 'tap' means in the US? It certai...Do you know what 'tap' means in the US? It certainly doesn't mean kill, if that's what you were going for.<BR/><BR/>ahem.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-24306732859047366552008-08-15T06:18:00.000-07:002008-08-15T06:18:00.000-07:00Are these ladies your old schoolmates, Fingers?Are these ladies your old schoolmates, Fingers?travisteehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03820579506863520333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-8292532266978255712008-08-14T20:25:00.000-07:002008-08-14T20:25:00.000-07:00Fingers how come u seem to know so much abt 100+ o...Fingers how come u seem to know so much abt 100+ oldies...d u hv a notorious obsession with em? lol!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-62829840205413174832008-08-14T18:30:00.000-07:002008-08-14T18:30:00.000-07:00Brevity is the soul of wit, Fingers. By the way, M...Brevity is the soul of wit, Fingers. <BR/><BR/>By the way, Mrs. Edna Parker, whose age is given as 115, actually lives in the same nursing home in Shelbyville, Indiana (the U.S. State next to Illinois), as did Sandy Allen until her death just the other day on Aug. 13th. Ms. Allen was the Guinness World Records' holder of being the tallest woman on the planet at a tad over 7'7" or 2 m 31.7 cm, for your metric sensibilities). (Here is their <A HREF="http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2008/08/080813_1.aspx" REL="nofollow">farewell</A> to Ms. Allen. <BR/><BR/>Mrs. Parker's Wikipedia entry -- in this case, Wikipedia is useful -- is <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_Parker" REL="nofollow">here</A>. Her husband died in Feb. 1939 -- some seven months before Hitler invaded Poland. <BR/><BR/>By the way, did you like my blog entry of the Bush-drunk-in-Beijing pictures? My StatCounter went crazy today.Regulushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04908072367667145521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-32944057788422943202008-08-14T17:00:00.000-07:002008-08-14T17:00:00.000-07:00I imagine all these deaths must be disturbing as y...I imagine all these deaths must be disturbing as you work your way to the top of that list of ROC's.<BR/><BR/>Personally I hope to be a pretty corpse.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-74754022956944779162008-08-14T15:03:00.000-07:002008-08-14T15:03:00.000-07:00Fingers...Fook me, I've been asked to investigate ...Fingers...Fook me, I've been asked to investigate these unusual deaths. I will be in Oz next month plus...don't be home when I ring the door bell...I'll have to take you into custody. Poor Edna didn't have to die. (wipes tear from eyes) <BR/><BR/>This is so not CIA crap...I told them to call the FBI. Fran would love to investigate shit like this. <BR/><BR/>I've stalled them as much as I could Dexter, I mean fingers...run.<BR/><BR/>Ciao babes...and you thought I should be on meds. :D<BR/><BR/>hehehe<BR/><BR/>Have a fab Friday and weekend babes. Ciao.Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-37913559587677046112008-08-14T04:15:00.000-07:002008-08-14T04:15:00.000-07:00lol it's funny cause it's true! What a curious obs...lol it's funny cause it's true! What a curious observation? You should send this post to a criminologist, or Patricia Cornwell?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-91901974091586305922008-08-13T22:16:00.000-07:002008-08-13T22:16:00.000-07:00US: Parker is actually my prime suspect in the mur...US: Parker is actually my prime suspect in the murder case. She had the most to gain from the other ROC's deaths. Looks like she may have switched categories now...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-44807563675758391362008-08-13T19:48:00.000-07:002008-08-13T19:48:00.000-07:00errhhhhh cut past failure meLooks like Edna knows ...errhhhhh cut past failure me<BR/><BR/>Looks like Edna knows how to look after herself - it appears she has <A HREF="Looks%20like%20Edna%20knows%20how%20to%20look%20after%20herself%20-%20it%20appears%20she%20has%20knocked%20the%20woman%20in%20the%20world%20off%20her%20perch" REL="nofollow">knocked the tallest ROC in the world off her perch</A>unique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-51355962844236663272008-08-13T18:48:00.000-07:002008-08-13T18:48:00.000-07:00Spiky: It took me so long to post this piece I wou...Spiky: It took me so long to post this piece I wouldn't be surprised if the killer has struck several times since I started writing it.<BR/><BR/>Kimba: The killer is obviously a Fruit Loop.<BR/><BR/>US: I like to ward off old age by drinking the blood of my readers.<BR/><BR/>Kelly: I'd like to tap you up for a pint.<BR/><BR/>SC: Yeah, I don't know why I bother sometimes. Thanks for the encouragement though.<BR/><BR/>xl: There's 3 ROCs in my building at Cunt Point who must be in with a chance too.<BR/><BR/>Kate: Funny what you can do with two unrelated lists sometimes...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-59222386540436764092008-08-13T18:15:00.000-07:002008-08-13T18:15:00.000-07:00...and kimba's joke. let's give kimba a little rou......and kimba's joke. let's give kimba a little round of applause too. that was funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-24813566744494914032008-08-13T18:14:00.001-07:002008-08-13T18:14:00.001-07:00I had a jolly big laugh at some of these...especia...I had a jolly big laugh at some of these...especially the poor old love who had her innards sucked out by a jacuzzi drain. <BR/>Or the fugu chef...didn't want to lose face but lost his license instead. That was gold. <BR/><BR/>Great post you funny bugger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-83003457653131582422008-08-13T18:14:00.000-07:002008-08-13T18:14:00.000-07:00It is my understanding that the WOP-In-Waiting is ...It is my understanding that the WOP-In-Waiting is one Joanna Wynona Gacy of Chicago...LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-91228369085847984132008-08-13T18:13:00.000-07:002008-08-13T18:13:00.000-07:00Geez you must be bloody bored at work Fingers.Geez you must be bloody bored at work Fingers.surfercamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14134070213735613727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-37916114082175402212008-08-13T17:50:00.000-07:002008-08-13T17:50:00.000-07:00This growing old business is deadlyThis growing old business is deadlyunique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26273179.post-25940214637554736392008-08-13T17:44:00.000-07:002008-08-13T17:44:00.000-07:00A Serial Killer? Surely the causes of death are f...A Serial Killer? Surely the causes of death are far too diverse for a single handed operation?<BR/><BR/>Unless.. all the deaths happened before midday..?<BR/>We may well have a Cereal Killer on our hands..kimbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01964190700010274488noreply@blogger.com