Wednesday, November 28, 2007

ladies and gentlemen of the jury...i ask you...



Honestly, do these look like the faces of car vandals...























26 comments:

surfercam said...

Yes!
Cats are evil!
Their coats would make some nice furry slippers for my dog though....

Josh said...

Yes. Sneaky looking fuckers if you ask me.

Kitty said...

Surfer CAM! You....FUCKER!! Fuck you and your pussy slippers!!!!

Those cats are really annoying, but they aren't evil.

Fingers, I believe that they did vandalise your uptight neighbours car with the pot plant. Remember when I left the bathroom door open and they got into the shower and knocked that pot plant over at like, 3am? Hahahahahaha, you thought I didn't wake up to the noies? Nah, I did. I just wasn't going to be roped into cleaning up the fucking mess.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

fingers said...

SC: Tell you what...send your mutt over and if he can skin my furballs, he can make himself the slippers.

Josh: They like to watch 'Big Cat Diary'. It's like reality TV to them.

Kitty: I think your cheese has finally slipped off the cracker, baby...

GT said...

They look like a cross between Tigers & Leopards?

No, no Jaguars - they hate Porsches

rackorf said...

I rarely look at cats unless it's down a rifle barrel. Fucken cunts of things. You should have tied them to the pot plant.

~Miss Smack said...

They have grown SO FAST but they're still beautiful.....

However... this picture.. they look as guilty as fuck!

BottleBlonde said...

YES! I expect that one of them will unzip their body like one of those Scooby Doo characters and O.J. Simpson will step out.

it's the little things... said...

No, they don't. I remain convinced that the damage to the car looks like butt cheeks. I'm betting it was Kitty's.... :)

Kelly said...

can I have some pussy slippers?

Josh said...

I have this image in my head of these two leaping onto the haunches of a wildebeest and getting taken for a wild ride over the Mara while they wonder why they can't drag it down.

Still guilty.

Thursday's Child said...

Happy birthday fingers.

Nice kitties - they seem the perfect pet for you.

itisthelittlethings said...

ahem...no response...which birthday is this? you're too busy to talk to us?

Jin said...

What's black & brown & looks good on a cat? A rottweiler!
Yer mogs look as guilty as sin Fingers. If I was on the jury I'd find 'em guilty, just cos they're yours!

Effortlessly Average said...

You can see the evil in their zombie-esque little eyes...

Betty said...

I think cats are like children.

Nobody really likes them as much as their owners.

BottleBlonde said...

Fingers, you sexy beast! HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY!!! I'd spank you, but I imagine Kitty already did the honors.

phishez_rule said...

No! They're sweet and innocent and just trying to teach your gaybour a lesson before you get pissed off at having his car parked there and throw a fridge off the balcony.

I'd make an old man joke right about now, but its your birthday (sometime around now), so I'll be sweet.

Kitty said...

Old Man Fingers is 47!!! I love old crinkly men, they hawt.

Raaaaaaaar.

phishez_rule said...

Lol. Could be worse. I got asked if I 'wanted to go' by a 53 year old married guy.

Ummm. Pass.

Betty said...

Fingers, are you still here?

I hope your cats haven't called mutiny and eaten you up.

fingers said...

gt: If they don't start behaving they're going to meet Mr Brown Snake soon.

Rack: I told you...we can't just shoot things we don't like here in the eastern states. That's why the divorce rate is so high.

Smack: yeah, they're guilty of something.

BB: That's why they're named after The Krays.

LT: Perhaps she was trying to break into my place again and slipped off the balcony.

Kelly: They'll be ready in about 15 years.

Josh: They're lethal. Anything moves in the apartment and these things shred it. Moths, flies, spiders...

TC: They're more feral then me.

Jin: I wish I could take credit for their evil but that's the way they came.

EA: It's like living with the Cats of the Damned.

Betty: Too true. They might be evil...but they're my evil.

BB: Thanx baby...Kitty's a hard act to follow, isn't she.

Phish: No, if my Vespa had been parked there the little cunts would have still pushed the plant over the balcony.

Kitty: Your birthday post took care of at least one wrinkle problem. Thanks.

Betty: Yeah, I'm just being a slack blogger this week...

Spiky Zora Jones said...

FIngers...Nope the kitties didn't do it and I'm a witness to that.

They were nowhere around when you pushed that plant off the ledge. Ha...yeah sure. It was an accident. That's what they all say. hehehe.

Kisses for you babes.

Ciao.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Tell her it's okay...you forgive. okay.

Crap...you took out that one post...I had some good writing on that one too.

oh well, babes...come to my blog, tell me what to do. I can't think anymore.

electro-kevin said...

Caption:

"Don't blame me - it woz my clone wot dunnit !"

The perfect 'get out of jail free card.'

They'll learn to use this against you time and again.

I agree with the Smack. They look guilty as fuck.

mona said...

ohh... i love cats.
josh: sneaky?lol!!

fingers i love your blog, just found it, cracking me up!tahnks kitty, wouldnt have found it without your blog