Tuesday, October 23, 2007

just another month in...


Can anyone tell me which three words complete the following sentences taken from pieces in The SMH over the past month ??
Three men have been sentenced to life in prison and a fourth man to a maximum of 30 years in jail for a double fatal shooting in…

A seven-year-old girl has had surgery after being badly hurt in a hit-and-run in…

Police are investigating an apparent road rage incident which culminated in a shot being fired into a car in…

Police say a 6-year-old boy was inside a home during a fatal shooting in…

Police have charged a second man over an execution-style shooting in…

A man and a woman wanted by police were arrested in Western Australia last week over the shooting double murder of a boxer and his friend in…

Detectives are appealing for help from the public while investigating the shooting murder of a respected Aboriginal man in…
Hands up everyone who said 'Sydney's South West'...

30 comments:

Kelly said...

I have no idea what you are talking about... but did you think I would?

I am just here to get first comment.

what what

~Miss Smack said...

Damn! I thought it was going to be 'thailand' or 'london' or chicago... but Sydney West? eek.

When I do travel to Sydney, if I run a suburb by you, will you tell if that's an okay area or not? I have no idea!

it's the little things... said...

Remind me never to visit Sydney West. Is that where Cunt Point is? Just wondering...

Josh said...

Ha, just reading that post indicates that Cunt Point is somewhere east of the bridge and probably accessible via ferry. Yer big snob!

Having said that, I wouldn't live in the south west either. If the risk of lead poisoning did not get me then the lack of sea breeze would drive me out.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

What!!! That shit happened just down the street in my old neighborhood. By St. Phillips private school for girls...(I was kicked out from there) on a good day.
BTW...I had nothing to do with that drive by the other day...YO..CUZ we don't roll like that here at the Ritz. YO...B cuz we only do flash bys. Did you see my tattoo? Ha!

Effortlessly Average said...

Woot! I found my next vacation stop!

Seriously, Fingers, it sounds like your gang is expanding. Aren't you worried about the feds?

fingers said...

Kelly: Congratulations darling. Your prize is on its way over; it's a back comb.

Smack: A general rule is to avoid any suburb with 'Hills' in it.

LT: Cunt Point is situated as far away from the west as possible and still be part of mainland Australia.

Josh: What bridge ?? There are bridges in Sydney ?? I've never cross any.

Spiky: It's like the FBI shooting range out there.

EA: Beirut, Baghdad, Kabul, Granville...everybody talkin' 'bout pop muzik...

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unique_stephen said...

There is no 'T' in Minto

Betty Boob Hug said...

Really fingers, your momma should of had her gun licence revoked years ago.....


seriously though -it's a bit frikkin disturbing hey.

BottleBlonde said...

What kind of ghetto fabulous trailer park is this Sydney place of which you speak?

Why, here in Knockersville, we hold hands, singing kumbaya and drinking kool-aid.

surfercam said...

Double Bay?

phishez_rule said...

Yep. I had 'Sydney's west', but when I realised it was three words, I nailed it.

I live in the west. It a joy.

electro-kevin said...

Kinda makes life exciting though, don'tchya fink ? And think of all the interesting home grown cop shows you can have in Oz now. Grrrreat !

I moved away from London and it took a long while to adjust to the fact that no one here wanted to shoot, stab, mug or bugger me.

I suppose the absence of violent intent in Devon can be put down to the canabis - the disinclination towards buggery is down to the fact that people here shag their brothers and sisters.

fingers said...

Kitty: SSW extends from Cuntsville to Shitfield and everything in between.

US: Thanks for the tip. There's one 'T' in cunt.

BBH: It's 'have'...'should HAVE'. Did you go to Cuntsville High or sumfink ??

BB: If you were going to give Sydney an enema, you would stick the nozzle in SSW.

SC: That's two words, you dumb Queensland pot-plant.

Phish: I bet your suburb looks like an Aboriginal dot painting from the air.

E-K: If your wife catches you blogging by torchlight I reckon you'll see some violence...

surfercam said...

Double Bay East ?

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rackorf said...

What a cunty sounding sort of place Sydney is. Fuck. I'm heading over there soon.

Do you have a spare 9mm I could borrow?

Les Miserable said...

Be thankful you're not living in Montmartre, Gay Paree. This week a Moroccan guy stabs a woman in the hallway of her apartment block then cuts her throat. Skarpers...meets the sheila's husband in the street (another Arab) stabs him several times. Continues on. Cops in car call on him to stop. Leans in open window of cop-car, stabs le flic several time. Flic manages to drew his pistolet and puts Six shots into Casablanca Blade-Boy.
Cops go through the victim's apartment. Find cocaine and false ID papers. Turns out Blade-Boy had paid his chums €9k for a dodgy set of papers and when he didn't get them...
Just wished I'd been there to get it on video - would have gone off on YouTube. Call it "Crazy Frog Ring" or something.

Steph said...

Your neighbours must despair at how your presence has brought the property values of their homes down.

I think you need to move out west to be with your ilk.

Kelly said...

I can't reach to comb it!!!

fingers said...

SC: We look down on Double Bay from the ivory towers of Cunt Point.

Kitty: How's life on The Peninsula; seen any whales go past today ??

Rack: No handguns but I do have a 220-swift that goes straight through a westie's engine block nicely.

Lombay: As long as it's only camel-jockeys and Frenchmen getting hosed I'm OK with it.

Steph: Big call 'Mall Girl'...living up there in Westfield Plaza.

Kelly: Need loner arms; try eating more bananas...

phishez_rule said...

So the red dots are the bloodstains, the white dots are the anglo's and the other colored dots are the rest of them?

Parra's not that bad.

Betty Boob Hug said...

Dear Mrs Fingers: on kelly's comment you wrote "Need loner arms"

when it was supposed to read as "Need longer arms."

YOU, dear girl, obviously need to go BACK to crappville highskool yourself and do sum learning.

:)

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unique_stephen said...

That's alright kitty, May I help

I thought for a moment that you were reading the ABC site.

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