We've never had a competition here at TWG, however a recent post by my good e-friend 'Miss Smack' has inspired me. It seems there's a new job in the pipeline since she's just finished typing up the ten-million page report for 'The Govt Inquiry Into Some Stuff Which May Have Happened Somewhere' and rinsed out all the coffee cups.
We don't know the new employment details except that she received a phone call from someone who said:
"I'm ringing to formally offer you the position of_____ at______.
If you can't work the gist of the competiton out for yourself then I suggest you go and check out Kitty's photo on the post below. Actually, you should do that anyway; apart from anything else, the original photo is the major prize on offer in the competition.
My answer is: 'IMAX screen cleaner, Darling Harbour XXX MegaCinema'...