Wednesday, October 17, 2007

and extra rudeness will be rewarded...


We've never had a competition here at TWG, however a recent post by my good e-friend 'Miss Smack' has inspired me. It seems there's a new job in the pipeline since she's just finished typing up the ten-million page report for 'The Govt Inquiry Into Some Stuff Which May Have Happened Somewhere' and rinsed out all the coffee cups.

We don't know the new employment details except that she received a phone call from someone who said:

"I'm ringing to formally offer you the position of_____ at______.

If you can't work the gist of the competiton out for yourself then I suggest you go and check out Kitty's photo on the post below. Actually, you should do that anyway; apart from anything else, the original photo is the major prize on offer in the competition.
I'll start.

My answer is: 'IMAX screen cleaner, Darling Harbour XXX MegaCinema'...

16 comments:

Kitty said...
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fingers said...

Kitty: If you'd made the phone call, I'm sure that'd be the answer...

Betty Boob Hug said...

fluff. hehehe. fluff. that word kills me.

BottleBlonde said...

Fellatrix at The Knob Polishing Emporium.

Miss Smack, you know I'm just playin', right? We all know it's ME who lusts after that job.

WJ said...

casual spectacles model at the Adelaide OPSM...

WJ said...

oh, you wanted rudeness?

um, slutty spectacles model at ... the Adelaide OPSM...?

~Miss Smack said...

hahahahahahahahahha Hilarious!

OneHungMan said...

Knob Bobber, One Eye Inc.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Lead role (not bit player) in movie Starring Zora Jones..."Head Down Ass Up" at Ben Dover Productions.

Would you like me to attach the trailer? Because I really have one...w/diff name but still me. Bring popcorn and drinks please...we'll watch it together.

Effortlessly Average said...

Razor Stubble Soother, Helga's House of Beaver Maintenance.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

BB...Ha! Yours is funny babes. HA! I like.

Sorry fingers...I had to give props to BB, she rock it.

Ciao babes.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Fingers...I left you a message at my blog...Maybe this will clear things up for yah...you silly.

Have a nice day.

Ciao babes...I'm going home for a shagging.

fingers said...

What a pack of plonkers (mostly).
How dare you come on my blog (literally) and call Smack a cocksucker.
You cocksuckers !!!
I want you all to apologise to Jizz Face immediately...

phishez_rule said...

Jizz face, TWG.

Seriously, she's not THAT desperate, to be sucking old man balls.

I'll say lotus, the third bedroom 'without' cameras.

Kitty said...
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