Thursday, November 01, 2007

it's a fucking miracle...


Right…listen up plonkers.
I’m sick to death of needy bloggers holding the rest of the world hostage to their brittle emotions. It’s all about heat and kitchens. Get cooking or get fucked !!!
If you don’t like a comment, DELETE IT !!! That’s what that button is there for.
If you don’t like a specific commenter, BLOCK THE CUNT !!! That’s why you have administerial privileges.
Threats to close your blog, only to re-open it an hour later wear thin after a while, as I hope this little exercise illustrates. Thanks to an ‘Unnamed Angel’, who convinced me that ‘TWG’ was far too important a body of work to sacrifice on the altar of blog-politics, I will now rise from my own ashes, all Jesus-and-Phoenix-like…to resume taking the piss out of stuff.
Because that’s what I enjoy.
And if you don’t like it…FUCK OFF !!!
And if you have a pesky troll who leaves nasty little pieces of troll-poo on your pristine blog, either deal with it, cut your fucking head off…or send them here and I’ll pick their tiny troll-wings off one by one.
And as ‘Rackorf’ would tell you…harden the fuck up !!!
Now, who wants some…

29 comments:

Betty Boob Hug said...

or you can always do what I did and send in a childhood animated cartoon image and paste it on your blog to scare away all the bad people.

worked for me.....sofar....

Oh fingers. I missed everything, I didn't even know you went away. But you should definately stay here too, blogsville is much better with you in it.

Steph said...

About time you took your Ballerina skirt off, Cinderfella!

Kitty said...

you and your fucking kitchen...

i'm showing you my tits, which is a whore's way of saying 'i'm sorry you cantankerous old fucker'.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Fingers...who's hard and who's fucking...lots of words here that I like.

Um...I want some.

Ciao babes...later.

surfercam said...

Even if no one else is, I'm glad you're back on the air Fingers.

Kitty said...

surfercam! I AM! i posted my boobies to celebrate the very fact!

jeeeeesus, what else can a girl do?

fingers said...

BBH: Save that mush for someone who needs it and harden the fuck up, Betty.

Steph: Thanks for the tips on faking your own blog-death. That routine you used 3 years ago worked fine again.

Kitty: You were right about your handles; they are too big. You should look into getting them recessed by a proper cabinet-maker.

Spiky: I'm hard. But I'm looking to get harder still.

SC: Appreciate your thoughts, Ass Kisser.

Kitty: I think we all know the answer to that one. It's smoo-time, folks...

Kitty said...

my handles are just fine as they are thank you.

smoo you want hmmmmm? i will probably be a princess about it, but i don't see a problem with that.

Steph said...

Any time. Someone's gotta show you twats how it's done.

phishez_rule said...

Get cooking or get fucked?

But I like to do both.

it's the little things... said...

Okay, Brainiac....what would you do in my situation? About nine different readers in my city troll through my archives, and email people I have discussed?
There is no way to block these people as they don't have the courage to comment. They just steal and disseminate information.
And I have no idea in the world who they are.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Fingers...what! You're looking to get harder still? Oh, you sweet talker, are you coming on to me?

Ha...I'm with you fingers. I could bust a cap on someone's ass for real. That's how we used to roll in my hood when I was a teen.

Hey yeah, steph is right. Was that you in that ballerina skirt...you looked so cute. I should have known it was you...you were flipping me off. Sweetie, you have to work on bending your knees...like so. Ha.

Fingers, have a fab weekend babes. I'm glad you didn't go away...I would be destroyed.

Kelly said...

there will never be a word about bunnies boiling again...

you hear?

hahahahahahahaha

crazy batfuck

And I don't even know what that means... much less what the last three posts on here are all about. I like it here. here in obliviousville. It is warm.

BottleBlonde said...

What are we talking about here? I zoned out when I saw nothing mentioned of midgets and ball gags.

knifepainter said...

Hard as fuck.

Nice work.

Les Miserable said...

Mate, do these sad sacks know that you're a four foot, homo, midget in a wheelchair or what?

rackorf said...

Geez, it's fucken days of our lives at some blogs. Harden the fuck up you soft cunts.

Don't give all your trolls to Fingers either, save some for me.

Jin said...

Fuck 'em Fingers! If people don't like what they read on your blog, they're obviously more than welcome to either comment on the content or fuck off & annoy another blogger.

fingers said...

Kitty: There's not too many ways of being precious while getting your smoo out for the camera.

Steph: Onya, Yoda.

Phish: Now there's a cooking/lifestyle show I'd watch.

LT: OK, you're pretty screwed. You have my permission to close your blog in that case.

Spiky: I'm not leaving Blogger without getting you and Kitty into a threesome.

Kelly: Um...what ?? Are you on drugs.

BB: Nothing to see here. Move on. Or get your bongos out.

KP: Yeah, I love talking tough at chicks.

Lombay: Steph does, coz she comes round every Friday and gives me a sponge bath.

Rack: Let's find a troll and play shuttletroll with it.

Jin: Who doesn't like my blog...what are those cunts' names...

Kitty said...

PRINCESS.

PRIIIIINCEEEEEESS.

jaysus. you know what i am trying to saaaaaaaaaay?

Steph said...

Yoda? I'm Oprah remember! You anus munching man molester!

MsPuddin said...

tell us how you really feel!

OneHungMan said...

Wow. OHM wants some.

phishez_rule said...

I'm sure its been made into a video already.

Kelly said...

I am high on life fingers. High on life.

Stiletto said...

word.

Les Miserable said...

How often does this fucking WhineGuide update? Or do I have to buy the fucking book or something?

rackorf said...

shuttletroll sounds like fun - where do we find one? No other cunt is sharing theirs fuckem.

Effortlessly Average said...

Administerial. Heh. Is that an actual word? sounds so important. Henceforth you shall be known as Fingers: the Assistant Sub Vice President of Administerial Privileges. I'll leave the official "annointing" to one of the female fans.