Thursday, June 01, 2006
So, you want to become part of the ‘non-information revolution’ and open your own blog but are chronically bereft of ideas or writing talent??
And by that, I mean even more chronically bereft of ideas or writing talent than people out there who DO actually have their own blog.
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Yes, the ‘Mex’ is the perfect way to say ‘I’ve got nothing to say, and I’m not ashamed to say it!!!’
Next week, I’ll be reviewing the ‘Mountjoy’…