Thursday, August 10, 2006

i wish i could take you all with me...


Gone fuckin' !!!
Back in a week...

37 comments:

Original Mel said...

Fingers has gone looking for lady boys...

I KNEW IT!!

Blonde Vigilante said...

I can't fucking believe you would go somewhere and not invite me. My feelings are really hurt. Damnit!

welcome to wallyworld said...

Fucking what?

welcome to wallyworld said...

You're into Moles (Mex's spelling) aren't you mate? Well check out this (yes safe for work) - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1839404,00.html

Georgia said...

Apparently Singapore's famed Four Floors of Whores is reduced to Three Floors of Cheese and Disease after the top floor was closed due to economic recession... They'll be using Gladwrap for condoms next.

mushroom said...

Dont forget to bring your own rubber bands

Georgia said...

In the really cheap rooms the hookers just jump up and down afterwards...

Ms Smack said...

oh dear. is it bad timing that we're both away fucking for a week?

People will talk!

Georgia said...

Only if you're fucking for business rather than pleasure, honey...

mushroom said...

Do you find Yasser Arafat horny looking honeysmack?

Mex said...

dont you mean to say

"i've fucking gone"

and then we could all say

"well fucking good riddance!"

Odly Amore said...

gone fucking..

..crazy?

Original Mel said...

actually mex, i think "well good fucking riddance" has more panash.

Mex said...

yes Mel i did think about that but i didnt want to wish fingers any 'good fucking' (even if it was riddance) because its painfully obvious to all who have met him that his chances of actually getting a good fuck are 10000:1

welcome to wallyworld said...

Woaw Mex...wait 'til fingered bum reads that! You're for the high jump.

Ms Smack said...

hehe, not fucking for business.

Yassar - er no.

:)

welcome to wallyworld said...

Ella has a new blog. Pretty good. www.ella.journalspace.com

mushroom said...

Fingers looks remarkably like him minus towel

fingers said...

So, let's sum up what's happened in my absence.
1. Wendy has seen fit to resume blogging in a Fingers-free environment.
2. Todd has been churning it out at record pace too.
3. The Skank has left a pile of personal abuse for me to come back and read.
4. A Punter's Night was organised to coincide with my non-availability.

I guess the people have spoken...

Mex said...

personal abuse?

im sure you've had worse. and plus - its the truth.

Odly Amore said...

hey, I just got fingered.

Welcome back.

fingers said...

Thanks Odly.
I didn't have to pull any of your knives from my back when I returned; so you are still in my good books.
For now...

WJ said...

hey fingers, without wanting to whine (oh hang on, that is ok here isn't it) didn't you just happen to toddle off to Fucksville without giving anyone enough warning to even plan something in your absence, no matter how powerful the motivation?

Should we gather from your mood that rates have gone up since your last visit?

fingers said...

Todd...the Vietnamese goddess I sub-contracted in Singapore was worth twice her asking price.
Small hands, fake bongos and a snatch you could have squashed fleas with...

W said...

It's W now, thanks very much....

fingers said...

I meant the other Wendy, W...

mushroom said...

Wow, and i thought smoking snatches were special!

Mountjoy said...

WJ - fingers did actually tell us he was going off shore. It's in a post about a week before he left - something about Hong Kong and SE Asia... can't be arsed finding it now, but I did see it.

Blonde Vigilante said...

It's been a fucking week, where the fuck are you. I see you have posted comments, but that's like foreplay without the fuck. I want the real thing, damnit!

fingers said...

Sorry BV, I've come back from SE Asia physically and morally bankrupt.
Am still rebuilding my strength...

Georgia said...

Nothing a shot of penicillin won't fix...

fingers said...

Big call from you, Paki-fondler...

Rob Byrnes said...

Yeah well if you hadn't spent the whole time in SE Asia on your hands and knees you probably wouldn't feel so physically and morally bankrupt fingers!

Georgia said...

He's British...

welcome to wallyworld said...

"Your Guide to S.E. Asian Knock Shops" by Juan Whonose.

W said...

Hey fingers, when are we getting a post from you? She's really attractive, but I am getting tired of seeing that girl at the top of your blog.

mushroom said...

'Gone-a-rea, back in a week'