Thursday, September 21, 2006

welcome to TWG...don't fucking steal anything while I'm gone...

Thank you for visiting The Whine Guide.
This blog is currently unattended and will continue to be so until Oct 9th.
Your posts are important to me, as they continually reinforce my belief in the intellectual/emotional gulf between us.
So please have a look around, leave a message after the beep and I’ll be sure to insult you in the most revolting, insensitive and personal manner when I return.
In the meantime…enjoy the peace and quiet…

24 comments:

Georgia said...

Ooh, what fun. It's like Mum and Dad have gone away for the weekend and all the cool people can come over and have a party, drink all the booze, shag in their bed...

welcome to wallyworld said...

Mind if I use your dunny?

Mountjoy said...

Don't get too excited folks. The 9th is only 17 days away. At the speed fingers posts, this will seem like he is ramping up his efforts.

mushroom said...

oh shit.....oopppsss, does anyone know how to get the smell of bong water outta carpet?

Odly Amore said...

I Look forward to being called a lazy dimbo bitch upon your return.

Don't stick your fingers anywhere they shouldn't go...

Original Mel said...

Just hope you have contents insurance

Bostick said...

Remember the alamo fucker. It doesnt have a basement

world champ stephen neal said...

Georgia, I was hoping that Munch's crappy painting would never resurface again.


Bostick, I've got a stick for you.

welcome to wallyworld said...

Hey, while Fingers is away let's swap all the labels on his wine bottles and eat his Tam-Tams and leave a wrap of Eno instead of coke on his coffee table. That'll learn him. And Georgia can take her revenge by sewing prawns into his curtain hems. And we could put a little bend into his favourite Niblick driver. Second thoughts...that would be too cruel.
What are you up to anyway, you whining fucker?

Jin said...

Where ever you've gone & whatever you're doing, enjoy it!

Ms Smack said...

I think he's going to Noosa.

BV said...

You have emotions?

fingers said...

No...I don't.
Hence the gulf...

Georgia said...

Neal, I was hoping to never see that creepy photo with the unsightly tank top ever again. The male armpit should only ever be on display in the bedroom, bathroom and on the beach.

W said...

Aww fingers, come back soon.

Georgia said...

Nah, it's lovely. The blogging equivalent of having a day off. Which I did yesterday. Only to return to fresh hell at work today. Oh joy...

Ms Smack said...

I hate to say this.. but I kinda miss him.

Ms Smack said...

Shall we play a game while he's gone?

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with D.

Georgia said...

Despot?

I miss his intelligent comments. I don't miss being called a slut.

Ms Smack said...

yes fair enough Georgia. Why does he call you a slut?

Georgia said...

Because he seems to think that my sex life warrants such derision. Now that I'm seeing someone who happens to have Pakistani parents, he seems to find it hilarious to say he is a terrorist. When he is that lame, he is not funny. When he actually has an intelligent point to make, he can be exceedingly amusing.

welcome to wallyworld said...

Where the fuck are you? I've nearly finished the first episode of our TV/broadband pilot "My Life as a Frog". I hope to put it up on YouTube over the weekend. What's it about? Sort of "Friends" on Acid - a bunch of Aussies living in Paris - a Film Producer, actress, Moulin Rouge dancer, surfer Dude, musician (Mick Hart), Chef working on the super-yachts out of Antibes on the Cote d'Azur (hung like a mule apparently). We're running a contest "Win a trip to Paris and get a part in "My Life as a Frog". Stay tuned.

jungle jane said...

i bet he's off somewhere learning to play soccer...

Ms Smack said...

One day, and he'll be back, abusing our eyeballs with his words.