Sunday, August 19, 2007

no fingers for a while, girls...


I'm going to be away for the rest of the week.
Very important stuff to do in Singapore and Hong Kong, banker-business, very high-brow, nothing to interest the average blogger.
Please don't make a mess while I'm gone.
If anyone needs me, I can be paged at 'Madam Chang's Whoopee Parlour and Opium Emporium' on Ordchid Ave.
Ask for 'that rude, round-eyed foreign cunt' and I will get your message...

47 comments:

Josh said...

About time you fucked off...I'll look after your harem of blogger babes for you while your gone.

fingers said...

Josh; Thanks mate. Saves me having to hire a eunuch...

Les Miserable said...

Typical. I send you punters and you fuck off for a week. Ah well. I look forward to your next story. Maybe along the lines of "I could've sworn it was a sheila". à bientôt, Malkie.

Betty Boob Hug said...

Why dont' you just tell the truth, Fingers?
You're going to get your third nipple removed and visit your Tawainese illegitimate son?

We'd all understand. Come back soon!

phishez_rule said...

You mean, I'm going to have to start calling people cunts on my blog? Damn. Its better when you do it. That way people get called exactly what I think of them, and I'm not the one coming across as a bitch.

Thanks mate.

Kitty said...

Whitey round eye cuntface! Fuck off Fingers.

Steph said...

So you're going for a spot of botox?
Get a face lift too you wrinkly old fucker.
MWAH!!

Kelly said...

Can you bring me back an 18 year old boy willing to 'work' for his citizenship?

fingers said...

Lombay: Yes, thanks for the quality referrals.

Betty: Still trying to butter me up I see.

Phishez: I am making you my deputy for the rest of the week. You're licenced to call anyone a cunt until I get back.

Kitty: Hey moron, I'm in Singapore, not Afghanistan. I have the net here. I can see what you're saying, cunt.

Steph: Thanks darling. Took your advice, had my face lifted...but the one underneath looked like yours so I had mine lowered again. Ha...suck on that one !!!

Kelly: Try World Vision, you cheap tart...

phishez_rule said...

Alright cunt, I'm on it!

Steph said...

Suck on that one?
You're really off your game aren't you? Must be all the lipo you had to have around your mouth from sucking so much arse.

I win.

Mone said...

Have a fun fucking week :)

it's the little things... said...

Yeah, I won't make a mess here while you're gone...quite unlike the mess you make at MY blog while I was gone!

Kitty said...

Fingers is not in SINGAPORE.

He is chained up in my dungeon in his gimp leathers strapped onto my wagon wheel. Arncha BITCH.

fingers said...

Shit, someone is trying to pour The Pacific Ocean on Singapore. There's raindrops the size of beach balls coming down...

Phishez: Not me, baby. Go and cuss on the bad guys.

Steph: It must be nice to let all that repressed sexual tension out here. You're so sweet over at MAAS but over at TWG you can just let your inner-byatch run free.

Mone: I'm here on business. I have a meeting with my massuese in 10 minutes.

LT: What mess ?? That guy's lucky he didn't come over here for a chat or I'd have really fucked him up a bit.

Kitty: And I'm going to stay on this fucking wheel until I win that damn car. Let's go again, byatch...

Betty Boob Hug said...

It's the little things: haha, he does too doesn't he!

Kitty said...

fingers you are fuckin priceless. i want to be your bitch.

phishez_rule said...

God knows there are enough of the fuckers around.

Miss Smack said...

Aw, no fingers? Does this mean I have to bust out my G-VIBE instead of a quick flick of my fingers??

Steph said...

That's the only reason I come here. To bust your balls.
I visit Jobe for the same reason.

it's the little things... said...

Hey Fingers
Have you heard about this new invention called Yahoo? You can even get a free email account.
Hope you're enjoying your stay!

mutleythedog said...

I will be with you at the Kowloon YMCA at about 8ish ... I trust you have vaseline?

Kelly said...

oh... btw... tried world vision... they said they don't release young men for molestation. :-(

fingers said...

Smack: Give your fingers a break before they go permanently crinkly.

Steph: You go to Jobe's blog to bust my balls as well. Boy, you really are out to get me, baby.

LT: Just reactivated an old Yahoo account. Please direct all hostilities to me at

blecagot@yahoo.com.au

This applies to any of you cabbages.

Mutley: They eat dogs in HK. Be careful.

Kelly: I have 12 little WV girls under the age of 10 all over the place. Africa, Latin Am, Sth America, Asia. Ha, bet you didn't expect that, did you...

Miss Smack said...

We missed you? see???

honkeie2 said...

my first time here and curious about what 'fingers' does. A gyno?

Betty Boob Hug said...

I think Mr Fingers is a deviant man-whore myself, working out of a high class male escort establishment...that is why he knows women so super well. And drives a nice motorcycle.

I also think he is one of the nicest guys on the web but he just doesn't want to make his brown eyes blue.

it's the little things... said...

He has green eyes though, so what does that make him?

Kitty said...

honkeie2- hahahahahaaHAAAAAAAA

fingers said...

Betty/LT/kitty: Any chance you three yentas could get your fat suburban asses off my back fence and go do some washing or ironing or whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.

Honkie: I'll deal with you when I get back...

it's the little things... said...

No way. I'm camping out here and waiting for details.
I live vicariously through you, you know.

Betty Boob Hug said...

I'm staying as well. You are much more entertaining that folding jocks and socks. :)

Miss Smack said...

Where are you!!

Steph said...

Tied up in my attic.

fingers said...

LT/Betty/Smack: Fine, hang out on my fence but if you fat-asses break a paling, you'll be paying for the repairs.

Smack: WTF do you think I am ?? Did you read the post or do you just like commenting randomly. And what have you done to Uber. She sounds very upset.

Steph: How can I be in your attic and Kitty's basement at the same time. Are you turning up your self-meds in hospital again ?? Get well soon...so I can bust a cap in your healthy fat ass...

Kitty said...

Fingers spent a long, sexy week gimping it up in my dungeon. everyone knows that.

fingers said...

And she peed on my leather hood, too.
It's starting to dry out and shrink and it's crushing my head...

Kitty said...
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Miss Smack said...

WELCOME BACK COOKIE LIPS!!!

Miss Smack said...

Sorry, Uber who?

phishez_rule said...

I did go all code red didn't I? :P

You realise I can't publish that comment at the moment. Maybe in a few years. When I'm starting to lose my teeth.

Kelly said...

gasp! for molestation?

fingers said...

Smack: aka 'The Puppetmaster'.

Phishez: I thought you might not publish my comment. of course, nothing prevents me from exposing you, eh. Food for thought...

Kelly: No silly. I'm grooming them as potential staff for my island hideaway some day...

phishez_rule said...

I still have that comment. It makes me laugh. Way too good to reject.

fingers said...

Phishez: Because deep down, in places we don't talk about on blogs, we want you on that wall. We need you on that wall...

phishez_rule said...

There's a wall?

Hellafied said...

The movie Audition fucked my mind and ran off with my watch.