Tuesday, September 04, 2007

why don't hot guys ask me out...

Does everyone know my little buddy, Kelly ??
She’s over on ‘Cheaper Than a Happy Meal’, moaning about dying alone, her ex-husband, getting too much attention from boys, her ex-husband, her boobs, her ex-husband, mozzies, eyebrows and of course...her ex-husband.
Sometimes, along with her delightful post-teen posts, she likes to paste pieces of her pasty face on the post…
Little does she realize that as well as musing about whether she does indeed have ‘the hottest vadge in the place’, I have also been keeping these photo-snippets of her gorgeous little face.
And now, with the help of ‘Clip Art’…I unmask her for all the world to see…

39 comments:

GT said...

Does the picture look like you if the hair were to be removed?

Kelly said...

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Some are about my exboyfriend... not my exhusband. :-P

You hit my nose right on the head! That is sooo me!

This made me die laughing. I can no longer blog. I am dead. :-(

Kelly said...

Do you realize that you have a lot of blogs about me?

*head swells*

phishez_rule said...

Kelly, you have no pupils!

Steph said...

Can you say "Obsession"? Kelly, I think you should invest in some pepper spray and maybe a pocket knife.

Kelly said...

phisez-It is because I am a cold person. I froze those suckers right out of my head.

steph- he likes the pain... would just instigate things.

Kelly said...
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it's the little things... said...

clever move, o fingers

OneHungMan said...

Did you say boobs?

electro-kevin said...

Q, Why does she have a cock in the middle of her face ? (Well it looks like a cock to me)

A, Fuck nose.

Kitty said...

Stop posting about other e-women! I kermitting. Cunt.

fingers said...

gt: No, then it looks like most FBI suspects.

Kelly: I bet if Picasso painted your portrait it would come out normal.

Phishez: You didn't steal them and put them on your blog again, did you ??

Steph: What do you use to repel men ?? It seems to work, whatever it is...beeotch.

LT: Are we rich yet on those royalties ??

OH: A good blog has something for everyone, no ??

EK: I've read some brilliant comments in my time; that wasn't one of them...

it's the little things... said...

No, we're not rich yet. I'm still collecting book fodder by proving I am right all the time.

fingers said...

Kitty: Have you told your head rental agent that there are extra tenants in there these days ??

LT: Helen Rowling didn't get rich by blogging all day, slacker...

it's the little things... said...

JK got rich by writing all day, though. Who cares where it begins, as long as it ends up in the book?
JK was writing on napkins from what I understand...

Kitty said...

it seems to be far easier to take the piss out of you via my blog, than it is via yours. perhaps it is due to your tendancy to comment on every single post, usually more than once, regardless of how idiotic the subject matter. this affords me significantly more opportunity to be a cunt in your general direction.

the head rental thing in reply to my comment sucks a bit. is that the best you have today? you are crap at disguising your adoration for me fingers. lift your game dear.

fingers said...

LT: Napkins ?? maybe she was like you and had no toilet paper ?? The parallels are startling, baby.

Kitty: You don't like my comments. OK...no comments for you. Next...

Kitty said...

*sad eyes*

Kelly said...

DAMN IT! This blog was about me... stop flirting and get back to talking about ME!!!!


:-)

Kelly said...

btw... where has your boyfriend gone?

it's the little things... said...

But Kelly, I WAS talking about you! You're going to be in the book, sugar!

Kelly said...

YAY!!! Is it going to be named after me too??

I love that idea personally...

fingers said...

Kitty: I don't negotiate with emotional terrorists. You know that.

Kelly: Say something stupid and I'll concentrate on you again. Shouldn't be too hard.

LT: This is a blog, not a private billboard. Stop advance plugging your book, you shameless huckster.

Kelly: See, I knew it wouldn't take long...

it's the little things... said...

Oh Fingers, I've been called worse than a shameless huckster.
What a great name for a blog though...

Yoffi said...

you do suck a good job.

well done.

and clip art - net time use something more professional - maybe paint ;)

Kelly said...

I will post my full face if you get me readers... but even posting about me every post you write... gives me nothing.

you know what that means?

1. you have no readers... or few anyway

2. no one actually reads your blog

3. they are intimidated by my 'coolness' and prefer to stay here in nerdville.

come to the dark side I say!!!

Betty Boob Hug said...

you sure like your lady-loves disjointed don't you?

haha. lady-loves. sorry, watched a bit of Kath n Kim last night.

seriously, wouldn't it be good if we could all post pics up of what we think our blogger pals look like? Like, what we think YOU look like?

:) [evil laughter] I might go have a play on word art right now!

Miss Smack said...

I quite like the idea of applying the cropped photos into a picasso type piece of work!

:)

fingers said...

LT: Where's that first draft I asked to see ??

Yoffler: So, did you put out on the Sunday date, Hot Lips ??

Kelly: Your blog is it's own defence aginst rampant readership numbers.

Betty: 'Seriously, wouldn't it be good if we could all post pics up of what we think our blogger pals look like? Like, what we think YOU look like?'

Pssst...you can, moron. That's the beauty of blogging.

Smack: Too bad I thought of it first then. back to the drawing board for you...

Chris H said...

I'm OVA it mate... "K" is no fun... too serious! Obviously takes offense... at what??? And I ai'nt a "Bro" mate, though if that helps.... and are ya a fat ugly bugger or what?

fingers said...

I know you're not a bro, you silly Kiwi. You're a bra.
Your choice about leaving SK.
Kitty has a lovely sense of humour; don't confuse her overly protective stance with anything other than the fact some people don't like you dissing their customers.
Her blog, her rules...

phishez_rule said...

"UberPhish"? Fuck you! Ones insane, the other's just completely mental. Doesn't mean you get to meld her name in with mine.

Unless you're going to be linking my newest blog.

Kelly said...

that was original. har har har.

Oh and Betty Boob- I have posted what he looks like. Check it out:

http://thirtytwosecrets.blogspot.com/2007/07/fantastic-surf.html

fingers said...

Phish: You do the crime, you do the time, baby. Oh, and a little less of the small-dick jokes over at Bimboworld. You don't see me making comments about anyone's big, sloppy box anywhere, do you.

Kelly: Stop plugging your blog on my splendid site...

Kitty said...

Kelly- you are a fucking riot. I actually just pissed myself laughing. Hey its ok for Fergie its ok for Kitty.

You are my She-Ra, Princess of Power.

I am unable to top cackling like a gorgeous hot witch every time I think of that picture of fingers.

P.S. bitch it is OVA

Kitty said...

that P.S. is for you fingery one - not kelly.

Kelly said...

:-P


you just don't want her to see what you look like!

Kelly said...

kitty- you know that is what he looks like....

:-D

phishez_rule said...

Big and sloppy??? That would equate to overstretched and overused.

You could call it dusty and cobweb infested maybe.