I'm going to be away for the rest of the week.
Very important stuff to do in Singapore and Hong Kong, banker-business, very high-brow, nothing to interest the average blogger.
Please don't make a mess while I'm gone.
If anyone needs me, I can be paged at 'Madam Chang's Whoopee Parlour and Opium Emporium' on Ordchid Ave.
Ask for 'that rude, round-eyed foreign cunt' and I will get your message...
34 comments:
Josh; Thanks mate. Saves me having to hire a eunuch...
Why dont' you just tell the truth, Fingers?
You're going to get your third nipple removed and visit your Tawainese illegitimate son?
We'd all understand. Come back soon!
Can you bring me back an 18 year old boy willing to 'work' for his citizenship?
Yeah, I won't make a mess here while you're gone...quite unlike the mess you make at MY blog while I was gone!
Shit, someone is trying to pour The Pacific Ocean on Singapore. There's raindrops the size of beach balls coming down...
Phishez: Not me, baby. Go and cuss on the bad guys.
Steph: It must be nice to let all that repressed sexual tension out here. You're so sweet over at MAAS but over at TWG you can just let your inner-byatch run free.
Mone: I'm here on business. I have a meeting with my massuese in 10 minutes.
LT: What mess ?? That guy's lucky he didn't come over here for a chat or I'd have really fucked him up a bit.
Kitty: And I'm going to stay on this fucking wheel until I win that damn car. Let's go again, byatch...
It's the little things: haha, he does too doesn't he!
Aw, no fingers? Does this mean I have to bust out my G-VIBE instead of a quick flick of my fingers??
That's the only reason I come here. To bust your balls.
I visit Jobe for the same reason.
Hey Fingers
Have you heard about this new invention called Yahoo? You can even get a free email account.
Hope you're enjoying your stay!
I will be with you at the Kowloon YMCA at about 8ish ... I trust you have vaseline?
oh... btw... tried world vision... they said they don't release young men for molestation. :-(
Smack: Give your fingers a break before they go permanently crinkly.
Steph: You go to Jobe's blog to bust my balls as well. Boy, you really are out to get me, baby.
LT: Just reactivated an old Yahoo account. Please direct all hostilities to me at
blecagot@yahoo.com.au
This applies to any of you cabbages.
Mutley: They eat dogs in HK. Be careful.
Kelly: I have 12 little WV girls under the age of 10 all over the place. Africa, Latin Am, Sth America, Asia. Ha, bet you didn't expect that, did you...
We missed you? see???
my first time here and curious about what 'fingers' does. A gyno?
I think Mr Fingers is a deviant man-whore myself, working out of a high class male escort establishment...that is why he knows women so super well. And drives a nice motorcycle.
I also think he is one of the nicest guys on the web but he just doesn't want to make his brown eyes blue.
He has green eyes though, so what does that make him?
honkeie2- hahahahahaaHAAAAAAAA
Betty/LT/kitty: Any chance you three yentas could get your fat suburban asses off my back fence and go do some washing or ironing or whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.
Honkie: I'll deal with you when I get back...
No way. I'm camping out here and waiting for details.
I live vicariously through you, you know.
I'm staying as well. You are much more entertaining that folding jocks and socks. :)
Where are you!!
Tied up in my attic.
LT/Betty/Smack: Fine, hang out on my fence but if you fat-asses break a paling, you'll be paying for the repairs.
Smack: WTF do you think I am ?? Did you read the post or do you just like commenting randomly. And what have you done to Uber. She sounds very upset.
Steph: How can I be in your attic and Kitty's basement at the same time. Are you turning up your self-meds in hospital again ?? Get well soon...so I can bust a cap in your healthy fat ass...
Fingers spent a long, sexy week gimping it up in my dungeon. everyone knows that.
And she peed on my leather hood, too.
It's starting to dry out and shrink and it's crushing my head...
WELCOME BACK COOKIE LIPS!!!
Sorry, Uber who?
I did go all code red didn't I? :P
You realise I can't publish that comment at the moment. Maybe in a few years. When I'm starting to lose my teeth.
gasp! for molestation?
Smack: aka 'The Puppetmaster'.
Phishez: I thought you might not publish my comment. of course, nothing prevents me from exposing you, eh. Food for thought...
Kelly: No silly. I'm grooming them as potential staff for my island hideaway some day...
I still have that comment. It makes me laugh. Way too good to reject.
Phishez: Because deep down, in places we don't talk about on blogs, we want you on that wall. We need you on that wall...
There's a wall?
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