‘A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace. Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday. Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex," a sheriff's spokesman told the court.
We live in an age of intolerable double-standards.
A chick on stage, attempting to stuff everything from ping-pong balls to the space-shuttle Columbia into her snatch in full view of a paying audience…she’s an exotic entertainer.
Yet a man showing his bicycle a little affection in the privacy of his hotel room…he’s branded a sex-fiend.
Go figure…
25 comments:
Where's your originality Fingers???
I have two bikes - does that mean I can have a threesome???
SC: Yes but I bet your two bikes eventually dump you and run off with each other...
hahahah to kitty! clever girl.
Shit, they need to be arresting every woman they see on a bike then!
TEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEAAAAAA! Kitty and Phishez have me bustin' a gut!
This whole thing is a travesty. That bike was practically beggin' for it.
It's a post-fest at the whine guide these days. Go figure.
And bahahahaha at Kitty and Phishez.
Maybe if the bike was a paying customer it would have been ok.
Wha-hey...this is funny. I had to peddle back and re-read this. It's really true, right?
Okay, first off...how old is this guy and how old is the bike? Is it a girl bike or a guy bike? Hey and if the bike isn't eighteen years old...that might mean jail time.
Phish is so right...with the right pair of shorts (I have them) and a fab 25 speed mountain bike...cause I like to go fast and bumpy on my bike. Yep, any gal can get arrested. God I miss my bike. I should have the tired repaired.
Yeah, what's the big deal. Jeez, I wonder if a bike get's pregnant...will it have a tricycle that will one day grow up to wear training wheels?
I'm was just wondering.
Ciao fingers
Does that mean every girl that blogs is going to be arrested... cause I know we ALL have blogged about the toys we shove where the sun don't shine, but should.
Also, can we get our strippers to have sex with bicycles on stage? It would be almost as fun to watch as the old ladies swinging their bras over their heads in order to get the attention of the banana hammocks with legs.
When I was 13 my friends and I used to ride around on our bikes and say, "Ooooooohhhhhh it tickles me!" and purposely go over bumps and grooves in the road to amuse ourselves.
I miss my bike. Actually now that I think of it, I miss anything hard between my legs. For shame.
Kitty: 'Pedalphile'...hehehehe...who's a clever lezzer.
BBH: Isn't she.
Phish: Only if they've taken the seat off.
BB: I bet your seat is off.
LT: It's raining posts.
OH: I wonder if they'd have arrested a chick with a bike stuffed in her snatch ??
Spiky: You need to find a nice flat road with ripples, baby.
BBH: Last I heard cycling was still legal, you lazy trout...
Yeah that would be about my luck mate.
That totally doesnt surprise me.... the fact that his case was at Ayr sheriff court explains a lot.....
Scotland - where men are men and sheep (and now apparently bicycles) are nervous....
God, I am ashamed of my own fucking nationality!
you can't blame the poor bloke, all that lycra will get anyone excited...
besides, from what I remember of some of Scotland, the bike would have been the best offer some of those lads would have received in some time...
Hate to give you an important life lesson this late, but it really does work if the seat is on. All you have to do is lean forward juuust a little.
I will not be ignored Fingers!
Kitty: Don't give Spiky ideas. She'll want to ride her peanut butler too.
Sue: Nothing to be ashamed about darling. Your men have the nicest skirts in the world.
WJ: Just coz the Irish chick won't bone you, doesn't mean you have to slag off their feral Scottish cousins.
Phish: I bet you'd be a fun pillion on The Stealth.
Kelly: Oh baby...that made me laugh. It wasn't on purpose. I know how you feel though; that byatch Steph did the same thing to me the other day. Stings like a motherfucker, eh...
Ah...yes funny how you brought up Carmichael...he's such a treat.
The other night I asked him to give me a ride. He said he would go get the rolls out of the garage. Huh...I said no baby...ziiip, get the big one out and come ride Spiky Zora. hey, where's the peanut butter?
Oh...Carmichael is so much better than a bicycle ride.
Ciao fingers...um, can I borrow a jar of skippy.
Those twats should come to my local gym and watch the spin class. Sooo many women, soooo many slimy seats :P
now there is a new way to get some ladies into the GYM, vibrating seats on the exercise bikes
I don't scream when I'm on a bike cuz I'm scared.
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