Right...well...in news just to hand...
Apparently I'm the utter, utter cunt I'm looking for.
I'm not entirely sure what I did...but it must have been terrible, therefore I have cut my own fucking head off and will shortly be taking a dump in my neck...
14 comments:
...there's a TYPO. you clown.
Nope, I'm staying up here.
It's a nice view.
I'll send you my head and you can fuck with it at your leisure...
Well now I know precisely what to get for your birthday.
A lovely sparkling crown which can be placed atop your severed head that shall be gracing my occasional table in the lounge.
Every drama queen deserve a crown, don't you agree ??
NB: The hypocrisy of this comment has been noted so don't start... like I care!
Careful fingers, she might take that literally.
Botheredrsville...
Fuck the Internet and all who sail upon it...
Hey Kitty, What's happened?
As you know I have only just discovered your blog and already it's one of my faves (yes yours is too Fingers), and already you're gone!
Look away, there's nothing to see here. He's suffering dementia. As if he could have that much impact on another human being. Please.
Your crown is in the mail baby, the sceptre is on order should be there in a jiffy though.
Get over yourself!
Shit Fingers, I dont know you nor what has happened, but I really like reading Kitty's blog. Do what you have to do to get her back!
I miss her already.
Cheryl :)
PS: Nice to meet you!
Fingers, I also blame you for this whole thing. If you had only fondled my breasts, we may still have the super sexy Kitty we all love and wanna bang.
Wait.
I meant to say that if you had only fondled Kitty's breasts (and serviced my chia pet), we may still have the super sexy Kitty we all love and wanna bang.
What the hell? I take the night off to have my own nervous breakdown and the other side of the world falls apart while I'm passed out.
????
How come I always feel like I've entered the movie right toward the end?
ITLT - I know! I feel the same way. I sober up and look what the hell happened while I was incapacitated.
SC: I sincerely hope my blog becomes a sort of shrine to Kitty, like when strangers leave flowers by the roadside for crash victims.
Kitty: Cool, I'll just go and glue my fucking head back on then.
BB: Is it too late to fondle your bongos.
LT: I'll fondle yours too if it'll help.
Spiky: And yours, even if it doesn't help.
EA: Don't panic. It's a shitty movie. I should have walked out hours ago...
PS...this blog will shortly be closed for fumigating...
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