I am a huge fan of lesbians: I have all their movies…
However, as with almost everything…there’s good and there’s bad.
There are good lesbians, like the ones that wash their cars naked then turn the hose on each other before settling down for a scorching session of smoo-smooching…
And there are the bad ones, like Terri and Sharon Arnold, who…besides being a pair of hideous moose-pigs, form part of a new movement whose members claim their inalienable right to ‘have’ children irrespective of sexual inclination, age, fertility or financial capacity.
However, as with almost everything…there’s good and there’s bad.
There are good lesbians, like the ones that wash their cars naked then turn the hose on each other before settling down for a scorching session of smoo-smooching…
And there are the bad ones, like Terri and Sharon Arnold, who…besides being a pair of hideous moose-pigs, form part of a new movement whose members claim their inalienable right to ‘have’ children irrespective of sexual inclination, age, fertility or financial capacity.
This is not a post about the morality of same-sex unions; I don't give a rat's-ass what you do in the privacy of your own padded dungeons. It's about selfish, short-sighted, stupid minorities...and the idiot firemen who inseminate them...
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i applaud your decision to keep posting about pussy related issues, despite the recent heckling that took place.
bravo.
Kitty: Actually, I don't feel sorry for any of them except their kids, who were a very poorly thought-out project...
Oh, do you have your serious hat on today you pervy old crinkle?
Hehe. He should sue for custody and then get child support from THEM!!!
phish- what a good idea.
It's a legal issue; it's a moral issue. Their being lesbians or unattractive or both has nothing to do with it. I usually enjoy this blog, but the post and the thread here read a bit too much like a talback radio transcript.
Yeah, I heard about this in another blog. What a bunch of scammers. Poor kid though.
God, what an appalling story. I can see the beauty in gaining the child for custody but he'd still have only half of the DNA but then, if he's going to pay, why not raise the child.
I feel sorry for the child who is unwanted from the early days of its life.
They should all fuck off and consider adoption agencies instead.
Too bad none of us understand beforehand the commitment involved in raising a child.
I still can't believe the legality of this case though. It's shocking a sperm donor should have to pay. Sounds like he had a bum lawyer.
I like Phishez' idea though...
poor kid. i am furious. kids dont ask to be born. how fucked up is this world eh?!
Hum...you are serious, I will be as well. We all make decisions that effect us and at times, others. No, we are not always right in those decisions we make.
There are things we keep and things we throw away. You just try to not look over your shoulder and wish for something you never should have thrown away.
I don't think the fireman should have to pay if he understood he didn't have any connection other than being the sperm donor. I would think he would want to only because the child is truely his, but he would have thought that early on during the pregnancy.
I do though feel they have a right to have a baby if it is what they chose and thought their love would last to the end. I don't look at them as if they are a lesbian/gay couple. I look at them as I would any couple,straight or gay.
I'm sorry this doesn't meet with your views. Don't hold it againt me.
Ciao fingers babe.
Believe it or not the two lezzers pictured do nothing for me.
Having said that, nor do geezer-bird rug-munchers with bloke tattoos. I don't mind delecate body art BTW.
I prefer my gals a bit ordinary really and next door-ish. A club foot, broken nose or wonky eye is a welcome feature adding to the allure somewhat.
Hmmm...they don't bother me any more than the ugly straight folks that blather on about their Jerry Springer lives.
Ugly is just ugly.
Lad Litter makes the best sense of all. It's a moral and legal issue - not how ugly they are.
And there are a lot of success stories as well out there...but we only hear/read the bad outcomes.
Phish: For some bizarre reason the authorities are chasing him for money rather than the other lezzer.
Rack: You get many hairy lezzers driving those big trucks over there ??
LL: You're right. Of course their sexual orientation/appearance has no bearing on the issue. I was being flippant. What's interesting is that had the idiot fireman donated his tadpoles through an authorized tadpole-dealer, he would apparently be under NO legal obligation to support his offspring. How neat is that ??
IP: The son is supposedly mildly disabled, which makes the case even sadder. I'm surprised these two hyenas haven't returned their product and contacted Consumer Affairs.
Smack: Your suggestion is precisely what should be done. Remove the kids and save them from further damage at the hands of these morons.
LT: See above. Always go through an authorized tadpole-dealer.
FOMY: Yep, charming outcome for the kids. Perhaps the lezzers should have got Bengals instead.
Spiky: Sadly, their being lezzers has necessarily involved a third party, which has further complicated the legal/moral landscape. If it was a hetero couple that had used borrowed tadpoles, then split up, there'd be no confusion at all. They'd be the responsible parents. Fucked up much.
E-K: I don't think those two are actual lezzers.
RLL: Precisely. I'm not here to bash lezzers or comment on their physical appearance. It's just depressing that in the headlong rush towards 'normalizing' the abnormal, too many ends are left loose...
fingers...I like you like this. You bring out much in people. If I don't agree, that is okay.
I like the serious side of you...more please.
There doesn't have to be a right or wrong...it's exchaning views with whys and why nots. But hey...I like your comedy. bring it on.
ciao babes.
I feel like I'm in the fucking Twilight Zone here. WHO are you serious people, and what have you done to my bloggy pals?!
But seriously, I hope all parties involved get their shit together for the sake of this child.
...shhhhhh!......comedy pussy cat kitty is hunched up, like a tightly coiled spring, hidering in the long grass waiting to pounce back to centre stage...any minute....aaaany minute now....
A vote would be interesting. How many blokes would have taken such a risk ?
Just this twit, I imagine.
By the way there are agencies in da Yoo Kay wich enable sperm donations (elected as well as anonymous) without any liability to the donor.
Fucken heaps of them Fingers. The drillers are the more exotic specimens though.
Where's the comedy...okay, i'll start first.
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Ha...do you hear crickets too.
ciao babes.
and i heard a rumour that fingers is going to disappear up his own bum for a while...this thread is already getting frayed...
Well let me stitch this thread back up again, Kitty.
The Yoo Kay is fucked - thank your lucky stars it's not your country.
None of us Brits are surprised at this shit as we are putting up with it literally ALL the time.
We have to pay for illegal immigrants' rights to AIDs treatment, leprosy etc. Tuburculosis (once irradicated) is back with a vengeance as unscreened immigrants enter our country - it's their human rights NOT to be screened for contagious disease, innit ! What about OUR rights not to have TB ?
Violent prisoners are being put on early release schemes (11000 so far) because the prisons are full. The Government is too busy spending money on wasters and spongers to be able to afford to build prisons and the truth is they don't like punishing the underclass anyway - 'we must embrace them'
Law abiding people are often prosecuted for defending themselves against the feral scum that is unleashed on us through a sick and twisted welfare system.
There is little difference in lifestyle between those that work a 40 hour week or those on benefit who do nothing but cause trouble and breed at public expense. Want a council flat ? Have a kid out of wedlock.
Asylum seekers come here and jump waiting queues for state housing. They also get full benefits straight away and entitlement to health care. Tacit approval to this is given by left wing Government officials and the definition of an 'asylum seeker' is stretched beyond credibility. So too is the term skilled worker - 'skilled' includes waiting and bottle washing so the influx is now unmittigated. The face of Britain has changed dramatically under Tony Blair (whom your PM models himself on)
Yesterday we learn that a prisoner serving life ('life' - that's a joke) for a gratuitous and wicked murder has won the right (through publicly funded legal aid) to inseminate his wife (who he's never met because they are only pen friends - she's a prisoner too) using IVF treatment (again paid by the taxpayer) and the child will be raised at taxpayers' expense because they are both incapable of work. This will cost us millions.
While all this is going on we learn that 14 good men died in an aged and decrepit RAF Nimrod because the RAF was being starved of funding - our troops are housed in slum accommodation which would not be allowed for asylum seekers, troops have been running out of bullets and water in frontline outposts in Afghanistan because helicopters are being mothballed.
Our town halls everywhere are packed with left-wing diversity coordinators and bum inspectors on £50k per year interfering with everything and enforcing political correctness and dismantling everything that is British. We've had bonfire nights cancelled, banning of flying the Union flag and now a Government think tank has called for the downgrading of Christmas celebrations because it marginalises Muslims. These faceless officiandos are the cause of this case of the lezzers and the fireman and why it has any credence at all.
Don't believe me about all this ? Why are so many of my countrymen coming to Oz then ? Don't worry - because of your sensible laws you will only be getting our best people.
DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO AUSTRALIA
Watch out for political correctness and stamp on it. Challenge it at every turn.
Fingers...that my kitty. She funny. I laughed so hard...hey where did you go?
I guess kitty was right. Go finger...um, I meant to say...go figure.
Hey is Electro Kevin trying to send all UK crimals to Australia?
Ha...I'm in a mood...got fucked real good last night...yum. I walk a tad tenderly, but with a bounce and a smile.
ciao babes.
tank gawd I gots me wires cut.
The latest from da Yoo Kay is that they've banned styals across fields on country footpaths - excludes people in wheelchairs, see.
There is also the issue of the Lyrical Terrorist (as she calls herself). A muslim lass in hijab. She managed to get herself a job in a shop air-side at Heathrow airport. Got caught writing jihadist poetry on a till roll "We must behead the infidel - slice, slice, slice away ..." when they searched her home they found bomb making plans and terror tactic downloads.
She walks free from court with a 9 month suspended sentence because "She's just a silly girl." actually she's 23.
For your information travellers are going through checks and delays as never before. White old ladies deprived of their perfume and given body searches and such like. People arrest for quipping when asked what's in there bag "I don't know but it's ticking."
Yet the British judges choose not to make an example of this woman in 'the war on terror'.
The BBC (a left wing voice piece recruiting directly from the Guardian) broadcasts the anti Christian Jerry Springer Opera in which Jesus is depicted as a nappy wearing, drug addicted poo fetishist. Yet when a muslim complained about a mild teddy bear joke on radio the DJ involved was hauled over the coals.(A British teacher calling a teddy bear Mohammed caused uproar in the Muslim world). The BBC refused to apologise for the Springer opera and the courts here supported them.
Councils are telling people to remove porcelein pig ornaments from windows for fear of causing offence.
We're fucked.
electro-kevin.........thank fuck I left that Godforsaken place 33yrs ago! I just don't get the mentality, I really don't.
Fingers, I can't access much onfo on your story re the rug-munchers dropping sprogs, but personally, I feel that no same sex partnership should be allowed to have children. Why the fuck didn't they just get a puppy or kitten?
That is insane. I can't believe that is even possible.
Sure the kid is gonna have a bundle of laughs when he reads the cuttings as a teenager.
They are all fucking thick, and as such should be sterilised anyway.
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